Cat Tales #7: Taking Over the World

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Originally posted 8/07. I'll also point out there has been no word from Stella of what you're about to read since this was originally posted.

 

August 29^th, 2007 A.D.C.

 

Entry #7: Taking Over the World

 

That’s it. It has been decided. Alo and I have devised a plan to take over the entire world known to species-kind. Yes, we will amass two different armies, one who are just big and tough, called the Allites, and the second who is sneaky and quick, or the Stellites. However, we need your help.

 

(Poster’s Note: I have no idea where this is going but I don’t think I like it)

 

If you want to help spread the word, or what Alo and I call Meowism, choose your team: the Allites or the Stellites.

 

(Poster’s Note: Ok, I really don’t like where this is going now. Oh, and I’m not responsible for whatever may happen to you… or your sanity)

 

The official documents highlighting important facets of Meowism will be released shortly, including an excerpt or two from the Meowah, which cannot be shown in its entirety because, well, it’s still not completed. However!!! We have been given permission to release shortly a few lines in order to give you the gist of Meowism.

 

In the meantime, if you’re in, pick your skill and let me know, Allites or Stellites. If you’re not in, well, you must be one of them. You know, a “dog person.” I shudder to think….

 

(Poster’s Note: To quote Creedence Clearwater Revival, “There’s a bad moon on the rise”)

 

Yeah, yeah, stop bugging me already. Here are your words to live by: She who plays with a cat must bear its scratches.

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[Texas Ink]

hahaha, I see there are at least six more of these. Made me laugh, for some reason I can't help but think of that show that used to be on Nickeloden "catdog". Meow, thats a dog 'arn dilemma ;)