Robin Hood: New England Curry

A man claiming to be the legend-highwayman of English maps reincarnated into Boston-town offers late-year ('24) 'expression' of things of shade.

Robin Hood folklore adaptation. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of folklore adaptation offers no commercial/explicit ties to the US-city of Boston (Massachusetts) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translation/commentary).

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There was a man who wandered around Boston-town in the October-November-December season of '24, claiming to be the reincarnated English outlaw/folk-hero and archer, Robin Hood (himself!). What did he want? Why'd he want social media fans/readers of New England to make 'mark' of him as the infamous/cherished thief and highwayman and Crusades-returned inventor of Euro-customs for currency and story-writing now, in 21st-Century New England (Boston-town) culture jars of Selfie age lifestyle (Facebook-like)?

BANK MANAGER: This guy showed us a photo of triplet-twins for 3 consecutive jobs.

INTERVIEW: In each job, he claimed he was an investor sent by a rival of Ion-co.

BANK MANAGER: Used a water-gun with HCL to burn/swap gems with glass-toys.

INTERVIEW: Each of the 'brothers' (triplets) had the same mask/costume and toys.

BANK MANAGER: Claimed it was Oct./Nov./Dec. season-wide gem-consumerism art.

INTERVIEW: Each time, the 'triplet' was escorted to the vault for eco-video record?

BANK MANAGER: Each time, he covered the camera with bubble-wrap and sang.

INTERVIEW: Had the escorting guardsman dance?

BANK MANAGER: Each time left note, "Ion's 'blood-diamonds' need copycat-work."

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (for New England Curry).

Friends, the New England capitalism-critique cyber-fanzine (New England Curry) published that '24-season end-of-year interview with the Boston-town bank manager who'd become a 'ghost-witness' to this eco-insurance theater for rumored/insured/smuggled 'blood-diamonds' gossip and news for a new form of art that moved folks to wonder if the culprit was (in deed) that Robin Hood of Merry-Men lore of English legends (somehow!) reincarnated for some new Earth century folk-line of all things football ad (for the Ego).

WAITRESS: Here's that Boston-town curry you ordered, love.

ROBIN HOOD: Maybe I'm that Robin Hood you read of, miss.

WAITRESS: Maybe I'm the reincarnated Maid Marian (ha!).

ROBIN HOOD: Don't make jokes...diamonds are forever, miss.

WAITRESS: Facebook-like (for jars of football).

Friends, we have gotta wonder if Robin Hood really had been reincarnated for this stranger eco-vigilante 'performance art' of things of leviathan/uncertainty in a new Earth of New England (Boston-town) Selfie-like. After all, capitalism 'ethos' drove a new globalism-rhetoric for consumerism-life and antiterrorism 'hype' for the Ego. Integrity for diamonds/treasures/insurance made for great highways-tale of inventions in fencing for securities and American Jabberwocky. Was he Robin Hood true (Facebook-like)? What do you think (for doubt)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)