Robin Hood: Maple-Leaf

A man claiming to be the legendary English outlaw-hero of lore makes a Canadian sheet in a shaping Earth-city (Toronto).

Robin Hood legend adaptation, set in Toronto/Canada. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of folklore-fiction offers no ties to the Canadian city of Toronto and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretation/commentary).

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INTERVIEW: This claim you're Robin Hood reincarnated, it really strikes at humor.

ROBIN HOOD: You need not know my real name for this cyber-interview, right?

INTERVIEW: Reincarnation is not a verified world theory for Rationalism, thief.

ROBIN HOOD: What's wrong with the image that souls are like cream cheese, friend?

INTERVIEW: Why'd Robin Hood operate with water-guns in Toronto/Canada?

ROBIN HOOD: Toys (water-guns) filled with HCL make for eco-gossip (no?).

Robin Hood was reincarnated into a self-masked vigilante in a special anti-cop get-up in the North American city-night(s) of Toronto (Canada); and it's where he considered his bank-operations for Halloween a special acid water-gun message for things of rumored blood-diamond world motions for eco-theater a special 'insurance' umbrella street-gossip journal circulation hyperbole for mod-Earthling things of TV/ads football (for the Ego). Follow along, friends (Facebook-like!).

BANK MANAGER: This guy looked like a Halloween specter maniac cop vigilante.

INTERPOL: He left-behind a Robin Hood art-coin for eco-nonsense.

BANK MANAGER: Insurance themed..."Blood-diamond maps for auto games."

INTERPOL: Selfie-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).

Was Robin Hood really reincarnated or simply a fanciful idealist's self-poised eco-theater vigilantism mask for dangerous/worrisome Toronto night-life street-gossip on a Saturday's Eve pre-Sunday diner-brunch chat of things of capitalism/diamonds/insurance power outage? What do you think (for leviathan/uncertainty)?

WAITRESS: Here's your cream chipped beef, friend.

ROBIN HOOD: I feel so gloriously cool on this Sunday for brunch, good-lady.

WAITRESS: My name's Marian.

ROBIN HOOD: What (Facebook-like)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)