Amlan/Marcus: Transylvania Zebra-Chess

Affable adventure-conscious Westerners/Americans seek Euro-mystery maps with absinthe-guns for a line of (modern) check.

Vampire short. Thanks so much for reading, 

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AMLAN: I don't think you like my theory that vampires fear absinthe, pal.

MARCUS: We're dashing to Transylvania-Romania for a vampire adventure, ok?

AMLAN: Pal, I know we're American vampire scholarship gents, but trust me!

MARCUS: An antique homemade parts gun with loaded absinthe is special?

AMLAN: I claim this modern Earth vampire IQ concerns inventions in hunting!

MARCUS: We wander with Holy Water and a gun filled with absinthe now?

AMLAN: Transylvania is rich with vampire blood-immortals play; we invent!

MARCUS: Invent?
AMLAN: Blood-immortal vampires are ancient; we make ground with comedy!

MARCUS: This theory, "Ward-off vampires with absinthe-shots for face" is IQ?

AMLAN: Facebook-like (for Earthling vase).

Would the magic-trick theater for Transylvania alleys/streets post-midnight adventure-encounter 'contact' with these mythical blood-immortal vampire specters work for our affable American Homeland genius-pals (Amlan/Marcus) for a Euro scholarship in Romania? What do you think? Had vampires, mythical human blood drinking other-dimension 'extra-human' creature-humans of the dark night be warded-off with a 'genius' comedy-trick of homemade handheld gun-shots of absinthe for a pseudo-religious message of Earth ground grounding/poise contrasted by a condemning/exorcism message of absinthe-drunkenness for (American) castle-storyboard frailties?

AMLAN: Well, here's this special test for the absinthe adventure with guns!

MARCUS: I've got my museum-procured vampire engram gem-locket too.

AMLAN: We're in this post-midnight Transylvania street-alley maze now, pal!

MARCUS: Here comes two mysterious strangers, and one of them seems mad.

AMLAN: They're vampires, Marcus...I'm doubtless...steady your absinthe-gun.

MARCUS: You steady yours, hero (damn).

AMLAN: We take the absinthe shot to the face and scream, "Drunk like Zeus."

MARCUS: Vampires shirk-away with a comedy language of juice, huh?

AMLAN: This is the new exorcism, Marcus my pal...eye of life's charm.

MARCUS: Facebook-like (for fortune's chasing).

Amlan and Marcus returned to their hometown in the West (American Homeland) proud of their 'quiet' discovery that the antique homemade (absinthe-loaded!) guns in the Transylvania alleys/streets of post-midnight vampire-hunting (truly!) worked. Wow, they were engaged by multiple dark-eyed blood-thirsty specter-humanoids in the 'veiled' Euro-land with demeanor of comedy-skepticism but were shirked-away with absinthe and American-change (hmmm). Was this a new chapter of that ancient 'classic' adventure language of mortals nearing bloody immortal vampire humanoids with arms of uniformity? What do you think? Would comedy of absinthe create a new 'language' of vampire thoughts of charactery for Transylvania?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)