Poltergeist: Texas Chiral

Affable twins blog (liberally) about their Texan-treasure and invoke the (dark) threat of a cyber-mailer claiming to be a bloody-murdered man-poltergeist with shoes agenda.

A tale of sports treasures metaphysics/jitters (fiction). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body (e.g., Upper Deck) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations/commentary).

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AMLAN SATAN: We're good twin collectors of things from Dallas here in Jersey!

AJAY SATAN: We'd become equal fans of Texas Garlic Toast and found sports.

AMLAN: Well, this Homeland-Jersey suburbia (Echelon) football card read is IQ!
AJAY: I doubt our prototype suburbia town-home haven draws any darkness.

AMLAN: That's truth, brother...in cyber-deeds, we've become football bloggers!

AJAY: Good; we'll make a storyboard about our Dallas-QB card for superstition.

AMLAN: Facebook-like!

Our affable duo of Western (American Homeland) twins/brothers, Amlan and Ajay Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic immigrants/citizens of the USA from Algiers), blogged liberally now about superstitions concerning a 'pronounced' football 'culture' trophy, an Upper Deck Cowboys-QB trading card 'diamond' worth its weight in Super Bowl yearning tales and American culture personality...for a Texas toast (Facebook-like).

READER: I want this card of yours, heroes (hmmm).

AMLAN/AJAY: What's this 'pronounced' threat you're an old man poltergeist?

READER: I have access to email, heroes...I was bloody-murdered in the USA.

AMLAN/AJAY: What's it?

READER: I'm undead...not-alive...a ghost...in body composition...from Texas.

AMLAN/AJAY: Is this some brand of joke about our Upper Deck Dallas trophy?

READER: You wrote, "Cowboys Bowl-cheer(s) pairs with a card for jellyfish."

AMLAN/AJAY: What do you want, American prankster?

READER: I'm not human, heroes...but a poltergeist (ghost!)...I want your card!

AMLAN/AJAY: What if you refuse?

READER: You shall hear rattling in your Jersey-Echelon home-attic, heroes (ha).

AMLAN/AJAY: This is ridiculous; we brothers refuse this football card jitters.

READER: We shall see; you've 1-chance to mail it to a Texas PO Box (6600606).

AMLAN/AJAY: Facebook-like?

Folks, this was no joke of American culture. Amlan and Ajay Satan really were now (somehow!) stalked (viciously) by a poltergeist-specter, a ghost-shell of a Texan who was bloody-murdered and happened to 'read' the Satan-Bros. blog about liberal superstition jars about their Upper Deck Cowboys-QB 'trophy' for Lombardi-chalk diagonals/breadfruit for the Ego. The poltergeist wanted the twins to mail their (original!) card treasure to the indicated Texas PO Box; and when they refused...they heard those rattling sounds on their Homeland-Jersey/Echelon town-home roof, past midnight, every Saturday for about a month. They decided to get a ghost-hunter/exorcist. We won't tell you what happened, friends...but we may tell you this would become an Earth realm 'culture' tale of incomplete-distances readings of the leviathan/uncertainty of 'manmade' chandeliers (for justified margins).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)