Football '24: NY-ShadowWire

Portrait of American football-'24 season jitters and streaks and stats-shining and NY-cheers for composition of 'jury' stories.

NFL-'24 season fan vignette. Thanks for reading! 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: The '24 football season was special in the American land.

READER: Your fave-Buffalo NY team saw MVP and video-game cover art laurel.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: For the same man, QB Josh Allen, a new-gen dreamer, ok!

READER: You blogged you cheered for the '90s heartbreak Bills as a boy.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Sitting in my estate and dreaming of childhood and now, IQ.

READER: You recall those '90s Bills with town-magic temp sub-QB Frank Reich?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We die-hard Buffalo NY fans/writers talked 'the Reich stuff.'

READER: Sad was those '90s Bills who conquered the AFC but never the NFC.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: My' 20s Bills have a whopping 5 consecutive division titles!

READER: But they keep losing to the rival Chiefs of KC when it counts, mister!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well...you're right, but they downed KC in the '24 season.

READER: Maybe that's just stats-shave for social media.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for NY-island).

Amlan toasted his mighty '24-season Buffalo force of football cleats that saw its 5th division win as well as MVP-honors for its streaking new-gen QB; and this gave Satan comfort when he recounted the '90s heartbreak-town Bills losing 4 Lombardi-contests consecutive (damn). However, Amlan had a right to dream and to think NY-jars had ample 'screams' for things of leviathan/uncertainty (Facebook-like).

Satan (Amlan) thought nicely of how the new-gen Buffalo-QB was both the MVP winner and video-game cover art market elf; and he remembered his boyhood years synthesizing Bills 'stuff' on Tecmo; and he thought nicely of how his son (Damian) synthesized Bills 'stuff' in the '20s on Xbox (Madden!). Surely, he thought, '24-variances in teams/towns excellence cast Buffalo-NY in the jar-position of superstitions-shake (for leviathan/uncertainty).

GIRLFRIEND: You need to remarry.

SATAN: My divorce was nasty...and I'm honestly just happy about Damian/me!

GIRLFRIEND: Well, me thinks you need a mother-figure in your boy's life now.

SATAN: What, you think I'll pass my Buffalo Bills sport sad phenotype to sonny?

GIRLFRIEND: Ha, you know the drill...American men...you need home beauty.

SATAN: Buffalo shall win...for lockets...Facebook-like (for Madden).

GIRLFRIEND: Hmmmm.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)