Buffalo's Chalk Football

NY-fan heartbreak and stats-shining follow/write comprises an American man's '24-season 'jitters' for things of sport-memory and test.

NFL-'24 season fan vignette. 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: The '24-season of NFL variances was all stats/streaks for IQ.

READER: Your fave Buffalo-town 'force' saw MVP and video-game cover art fun.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yeah, the Bills new-gen QB was MVP and Madden cover art.

READER: Detroit, KC, DC, Philly, Vikes and more streaked for Lombardi image.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: My Bills got their 5th division title consecutive with downs.

READER: They lost, once-more, to the AFC rival Chiefs when it counted, pal.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yeah, the Bills seem to be heartbreak-central for writers!

READER: Facebook-like (damn).

Amlan thought long about his boyhood years trek to Buffalo-town for Xmas family-friends gatherings and the '90s era of Bills stats/shine 'fantastic' excellence all yielding no Lombardi-trophy smiles for Super Bowl memoir. Now, as an adult/writer/fan, Amlan Satan, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic immigrant/citizen patriot of football cleats/superstitions, wondered deeply-now if Buffalo football/sport would ever render some championship title 'lyric' to parallel regular-season shining for the historians of American Homeland jars of leviathan/uncertainty (wow).

Satan used to synthesize Buffalo Bills offense style and colors/glass on video-game screens as a boy/fan in the '90s, when the old-gen QB of great stories saw regular-season greatness with other power towns (e.g., 49ers) and micro-rivalry imagery with other legendary QBs of teams (e.g., Dolphins) which resulted eventually in championship heartbreak (4 Super Bowl losses in a row!). Was Buffalo-NY something of a heartbreak lyric for leviathan/uncertainty? What do you think?

WIFE: You play that '24-season Madden video-game like it's medicine, pal.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I used to play Tecmo-Bills stuff as a boy, wife.

WIFE: I suppose that was psychiatry too, pal.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You said it, wife; I had SI-Swimsuit issues for religion.

WIFE: Facebook-like (for American shading).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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