Rebel w/Famous-Cause (Belfast)

Narrative time-capsule retell of a 'troubles' IQ for UK-diamonds concerning a 'James Bond deed' worth its weight in new age darkness for bound-Romanticism.

Irish Republican Army 'troubles' for your Wednesday-AM. Thanks so much for reading (fiction), 

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"How'd I come to becoming a Northern Irelan (UK) conflict-zone gems corruption/storage/insurance infiltrations man-thief after simply adorning my Bostonian-Catholic life as a junior-hockey league coach, you maybe ask me (Facebook-like)?"

BANK MANAGER: This guy claimed to be an 'insider' (Ion-co.) for blood-diamonds.

INTERVIEW: Interpol-relation(s), friend?
MANAGER: He had a Halloween eco-costume/theater with water-guns.

INTERVIEW: Put bubble-wrap on the camera and had guardsman dance?

MANAGER: Water-gun filled with restroom-made acid; burn/swap (glass-toys!).

INTERVIEW: Insurance street-gossip for Ion/rival smugglers corruption movies?

MANAGER: Maybe Ion hired his own eco-stuntman for insurance-theater (ha).

INTERVIEW: Catholic-Protestant young men of Belfast drawn to black market?

MANAGER: Maybe he was a vigilante...operating for consumerism/insurance!

INTERVIEW: Interpol-relation(s)?

MANAGER: We do know Parliament's talking econ/commerce enhancements.

INTERVIEW: Shopping malls and jewelry save the world.

MANAGER: No one was hurt...maybe he was Robin Hood or James Bond.

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like?

"My father used to tell me, 'Always win!' and it never left my brain (damn). Well, the IRA-UVF skirmishes for ground-controls for black market corruption/insurance concerning rumored/stored/moved 'blood diamonds' from Africa made ties to rogue finances around areas of 'troubles' and involved Palestinians and bad-investment fatsos like Baron Ion. I was recruited by the IRA for this 'secret' gossip-operation in Northern Ireland (UK) after I blogged (liberally!) about a Houdini-like magic-act about interceptions of smugglers and bank-moves for thief-ninja storytelling. I was made 'mark' of someone as potentially potential energy man for a value-position for black market woes making for evil pre-Xmas consumerism jitters for diamonds (Facebook-like)."

"What did I know about diamonds? Nothing really, but I found myself in the billiards-hall of a Catholic (IRA-ties) 'stadium' where we planned both my Halloween Day heist/theater and a post-move smugglers-trucks destruction/intercept for blood-diamond gloves in the United Kingdom. The IRA wouldn't afford a black market 'stigmata' ahead of any Parliament talks concerning Catholic-Protestant commerce/life/coexistence enhancements for Xmas-consumerism (wow). That's how I became something like a 'James Bond' and maybe my Catholic/Algerian/American backgrounds labeled me as a sports (ice-hockey) coach with beauty-on-mind (Selfie-like!)."

SHELBYE: Here's some Irish curry pre-flight for you to Boston (return), darling.

ME: I'm in love with a Catholic libertine lady, Shelbye O'Hara (ha).

SHELBYE: I can't go away with you to Boston...my life's Belfast, darling.

ME: I know, I know...but I want your recipe here (forever).

SHELBYE: Cool (Facebook-like).

"I returned to Boston-town and decided to become a James Bond themes-writer and constructed special woes-stories about superstitions of Western world malady outside Israel-Palestine for this new millennium jar. I won the Pulitzer. No one ever knew of my 'James Bond' deed in Northern Ireland (UK) that fateful Halloween post-recruitment for jars (wow). However, I've decided to compose that entire 'secret' in this time-capsule retell, complete with imagery, for Earthling social media/anthropology and Martian envy (for leviathan/uncertainty)...Facebook-like."

SHELBYE: For me, darling.

ME: That's it...I knew you'd think it's beauty, Shelbye O'Hara.

SHELBYE: An airport toy-set...perhaps for my future-son (post-marriage).

ME: Won't you find a darling-hubby and forget me, Shelbye O'Hara?

SHELBYE: Of course...I can do that (Selfie-like).

ME: Life's darkness; maybe we just need toys/games (for forgetting).

SHELBYE: You be a darling with your return/work with ice-hockey coaching.

ME: Of course...I can do that (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)