Alien Nation: Republic/Volunteer Shadow

A Story by Abishai100

Can Western/Earth jitters for capitalism and diamonds draw Martian-eye and superstition for an 'intelligence' surgeon in the mod-UK?

IRA consciousness portrait (fiction).

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I had been recruited by the Irish Republican Army in the UK for a motions-game between the IRA-UVF concerning black market corruption IQ for conflict-zone gems out of Africa making for underworld 'contests' in Northern Ireland for profiteer-finance in the modern Earth, since I had special skills as a freelance mercenary/thief/liberal/minority from the West (American Homeland)...Facebook-like!

Of course, we knew that 'blood diamonds' motion in Northern Ireland would only complicate economics/consumerism linked Parliament talks for Catholic-Protestant capitalism/coexistence in the modern UK (wow). However, my work led me to tie with varied street agents, independents and group-tied, for special smugglers motions intercepts and heists and vehicle hijacks/destructions for controls that would draw metal stability required for treasure/insurance examination by Interpol (etc.). This was to be Facebook-like!

MARTIAN: Greetings, Mr. Bond.

ME: My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm a Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic.

MARTIAN: You doubt you're James Bond.

ME: Well, I'm a fan of folk literature of relevance for work (e.g., Peter Pan)!

MARTIAN: You doubt I'm actually an inquirer from Mars, hero?

ME: Maybe you just hacked into my email as a rogue assassin to strike at me?

MARTIAN: I've no interest in your Interpol-etc. gems-matter for Parliament.

ME: What's the email for spy-game here/now, Martian (then)?

MARTIAN: I mean to inquire of the IQ of Catholic-Protestant consumerism.

ME: I was recruited/interested because of a capitalist study/skill, Martian.

MARTIAN: You need not think I hacked into your portal because of sabotage!

ME: What do you want (with me)?

MARTIAN: Are diamonds forever, hero?

ME: Improved commerce/insurance integrity speaks to street/commerce ale.

MARTIAN: So, through mechanics-work for gems, you resolve IRA-UVF angst?

ME: Young men of Northern Ireland find pillows through mall-sanitation, ok?

MARTIAN: Maybe the capitalist race is (all) about insurance apathy!

ME: You mean to measure human world 'IQ' of wealth-surgery, for an agenda?

MARTIAN: Are humans/capitalists worth liberty?

ME: Surely, Martian...in deeds, I've become a messenger of touchdowns (ha).

MARTIAN: Intrigue...perhaps I remain a private/distant TV-ads critic.

ME: Farewell (Selfie-like!).

Was I contacted by a Martian or a rogue inquirer for private journals/fanzine write concerning modern Blue-Planet underworld/black-market 'negotiations' for insurance and 'James Bond' work for pluralism-life and Catholic-Protestant capitalism integrity (for leviathan/uncertainty)? I didn't know what to think...but I knew I was honest/clear about my own 'agenda' concerning Western world consumerism securities 'consciousness' for the evolution of lifestyle on Earth (wow).