Bros. Satan: Brown/Lucifer {Stencil}

Affable detectives on-campus may contend with the Devil himself for a football-season 'game' of dark laughter/medicine.

Mythology adaptation. Thanks for reading, 

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AMLAN: I think this Brown campus detector-kit invokes the story of Job.

AJAY: As your twin, with equal-IQ fears of sin, with kidnap-image, I fear Job!

AMLAN: Neither of us are Job...we shall find this Sackhead (media-coypcat).

AJAY: Why a college football cheerleader, with horror media copycat image?

AMLAN: Uncertain, brother...maybe Sackhead is Lucifer himself (Selfie-like).

AJAY: This is a fashion-language threat for social media life (twins-humor).

ODESSA: Why Brown, detectives?
AMLAN/AJAY: Where in Hell did you place her, Mr. Sackhead (hmmm)?

ODESSA: In the campus chapel basement (of course!).

AMLAN/AJAY: A football cheerleader ahead of an Ivy-League game Saturday?

ODESSA: Why Odessa, detectives?
AMLAN/AJAY: You sent pictures...we labeled you Sackhead...comparability.

ODESSA: Why Odessa, detectives?

AMLAN/AJAY: Fine, you social psycho...your name's 'Odessa' (so, why?).

ODESSA: The word refers to a post-WWII escape-plot by SS-officers, fools.

AMLAN/AJAY: Why this reference to desperado-image for kidnap-terrorism?

ODESSA: Because, detectives...I'm the Devil, Lucifer/Satan...here for word!

AMLAN/AJAY: What the Devil?
ODESSA: Your campus, your America, your Earth...all frailties (for funny).

AMLAN/AJAY: That's not funny, Satan (damn).

ODESSA: Retrieve the cheerleader, spin the scandal to calm, and I depart.

AMLAN/AJAY: A bad-game, Satan?

ODESSA: Let's just say...I like Saturdays in Autumn (Brown).

AMLAN/AJAY: Sure, sure...the PLME-program is quite the fold (farewell).

ODESSA: Good.

Turns out the kidnapped cheerleader on the Brown campus (Ms. Shelbye O'Hara) happened to be a PLME-student with family-ties (secret!) to the Provisional Irish Republican Army (UK), seeking post-immigration forgetting of all darkness for Earth cleats and field goals (wow). The Devil (Lucifer/Satan), fallen rebel angel of the (otherwise) fabled Kingdom of Heaven, sought special scandal-languages with football-season threats of 'jitters' to draw detector-kit games with the hero-humans, the 'famous' Brothers Satan (Amlan/Ajay). They won the game, miraculously, with a special horror-campfire spin-tale for social media in Providence that proved that no crime was worth looking-back when the outcome(s) could be tied (figuratively) to Blue Planet stadium cheers (sure).

AMLAN: Why'd our 'Sackhead' Devil go by the named 'Odessa' file, brother?
AJAY: You can guess...over this zesty pot of onion-soup at Brown (now!).

AMLAN: What's the riddle here, for the Book of Job, brother?

AJAY: Desperation calls for games when outcomes yield jeers/chuckles (Hell).

AMLAN: The Devil hates Earth.

AJAY: It's a secret (Jabberwocky).

The Bros. Satan proved their 'educational' merit working for veils to rescue and restore and relieve and redefine (hmmm). The Devil may've carried the day (for secrecy), but Amlan/Ajay found a special Earth world (American Homeland) jar for things of the dark 'escape' desperation...hopefully for a remedy (and fiction!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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