Chicago's Jar

Can eco-activism blend with street-guerrilla vigilantism/thievery for blood diamonds jury basics in the American Homeland?

Windy-City heist tale, with eco-wind. Thanks for reading! 

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WAITRESS: Happy Halloween.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Like my mask/costume, lady?

WAITRESS: You an artist?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Just robbed a bank, friend (ha).

WAITRESS: Selfie-like?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like!

BANK MANAGER: The guy had an eco-theater prop water-gun filled with acid.

INTERVIEW: Swapped the Ion-co. rumored/insured blood-gems with toys?

BANK MANAGER: Insider work or Ion-rival deed for street-gossip we figured!
INTERVIEW: Left note, "Jar of insurance consumerism photon(s)."

BANK MANAGER: Facebook-like.

WAITRESS: Brussels?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Belgian waffles, retirement package, eco-activism.

WAITRESS: Robin Hood.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Are you Rapunzel (for us)?

WAITRESS: Selfie-like.

Friends, this was a Windy-City map/legend for all things of jars. Mr. Amlan Satan, the protagonist 'Robin Hood' made-off to Brussels with his dive-waitress (Esmerelda) for a post-deed jardiniere cleat of all things of darkness, of blood-diamonds gossip in American Homeland streets for black market fire...and maybe you think this image is all 'IQ' for jitters of consumerism insurance work (diamonds) requiring incomplete-distances readings of the shadows/shock of Earth realm justice-phrase for Halloween Eve (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)