Philadelphia Jellyfish: American Far

A Story by Abishai100

Bizarre (fictional) case concerning insanity, claimed vigilantism, and Philly-disaster potential energy marks expression of Earthling ghosts.

An unusual (fictional) and somewhat-epic legal case story about vigilantism and potential criminal insanity, set in the City of Brotherly Love (Go Eagles!). Thanks for reading,

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SHELBYE: I hate this case, and it's got Philadelphia story marks from Hell, sir.

FIRM EXECUTIVE (Theodore): We're pleased you took it, and you're street-IQ!

SHELBYE: A guy breaks into a woman's luxury apartment for some eco-case.

THEODORE: Claims vigilantism for eco-corruption, the theft of bonds/gossip.

SHELBYE: Now the city thinks a regular burglar's using vigilantism-insanity IQ!

THEODORE: The woman whose apartment was violated was company exec.

SHELBYE: Sure is...and the 'burglar' (Mr. Amlan Satan) was pirate-costumed.

THEODORE: Maybe he just wanted the company-bonds to fly to Brussels!

SHELBYE: That's funny, boss...but Philly wants Eagles-cheer and not law-fears.

THEODORE: That's why you're assigned...vigilantism makes street-IQ art(s).

SHELBYE: Facebook-like, sir?

City lawyer, savvy, Shelbye, took the case of a crazy man costumed as a pirate who broke into a Philly-company exec's luxury apartment to steal bonds, which he did (but was later caught!). The defendant for oddly-distressed Shelbye, Mr. Amlan Satan, sought to appeal to the trial jury for criminal-insanity for veiled eco-capitalism vigilantism paranoia, given the woman whose apartment was robbed by him!) was an exec for a City of Brotherly Love company rumor-tied to some water-pollution (Facebook-like!).

SATAN: Odd surname, counselor?

SHELBYE: I looked it all up for your file...Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic.

SATAN: I moved to Philadelphia when Eagles reached the Super Bowl, miss.

SHELBYE: You claim this eco-vigilantism motive, but I think it's crazy-front.

SATAN: Counselor, I'm criminally-insane, swept by vigilante fever for eco-IQ.

SHELBYE: You may be honest, but I doubt Philly jury shall mark this as love.

SATAN: The woman I robbed...Danica Shaw...part of a hideous water-show.

SHELBYE: Her company stands inquired, thanx ironically to this case, Satan.

SATAN: You hate this case, don't ya, miss?

SHELBYE: Vigilantism is like the Old West, when sheriffs were hired for Hell.

SATAN: Robin Hood is alive/well and cheering for the Eagles (hopefully).

SHELBYE: I doubt Rationalism for (all) Americans, Satan (thanx).

SATAN: Good luck, counselor (Facebook-like).

The trial began and involved the legal voice of the prosecuting team, representing the woman robbed (Danica Shaw) and, loosely, her eco-company of Philly under (controversial) review, Princeton educated Veronica Lambert (a real workhorse). Shelbye found this nasty-detail for the City of Brotherly Love the worst feature of all (damn).

VERONICA: I can win this rotten case, boss.

FIRM EXECUTIVE (Andrew): No one doubts it...the city wants no noise now.

VERONICA: We'll have to 'pray' on some NYC-distances 'feels' (e.g., 9/11).

ANDREW: You're a good shark...glad I'm a Princeton-fan (football).

VERONICA: Selfie-like.

The company under now-review was furious about all the street jitters/chatter created by Amlan Satan's bizarre criminal-insanity (eco-vigilantism?) case in the City of Brotherly Love. However, Danica maintained her company addressed all eco-concerns fully-enough to warrant that Amlan's riddling (and evil?) 'deed' for chatter clearly marked him as simply a premeditating stalker and no kind of city messenger for company cases under file. The trial proved to be something of a jelly-sandwich for all things jardiniere (for leviathan/uncertainty).