Amlan/Marcus: Vampire-Thinker(s)

Portrait of an interview with a vampire inside the Courtyard in the American Homeland rendering a special 'view' for shake.

Vampire short for your Saturday's Eve. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN: We might find some surprise with this Courtyard accept for legends.

MARCUS: A good vampire-map for inquiry of scholarship is perhaps gossip-IQ?

AMLAN: I don't doubt this man who claims he knows me and is a vampire, pal.

MARCUS: What if he's your estranged twin and never told you, for a prank?

AMLAN: The way he reacted to our cyber-posts about garlic was eerie, pal.

MARCUS: I guess you're right...Facebook-like.

Amlan and Marcus were in for a rude-awakening having accepted a cyber-invite for vampire interview on a Saturday night in the American Homeland, at the mystery Count's special temp hostel-station (the Courtyard), as the Count prepared his special case of perfumes and colognes and urged the two 'heroes' of vanity not to disclose his fear of garlic to Earthlings, as he was an actual vampire of the Blue Planet (Selfie-like).

COUNT: Greetings, gentlemen of this Courtyard (ha).

AMLAN: Good Lord...you look like my twin, sir!

MARCUS: I told Amlan I wondered if you were his estranged brother (prank!).

COUNT: I assure you I'm a living vampire, and immortal...perhaps an ancestor.

AMLAN: You look like me (a lot!).

MARCUS: So, you were a normal man centuries ago, Amlan's ancestor?

COUNT: I haven't aged a day since becoming a blood-immortal, gentlemen.

COUNT: You must keep this garlic gossip for control in line with interview.

AMLAN: Good Lord...this was most shaky, Count (farewell).

MARCUS: We won't even mention you maybe are Amlan's ancestor (damn).

COUNT: Selfie-like.

Amlan/Marcus could find no words of normalization and began adapting the Count's bizarre tale into a high-quality vampire pulp-comic for their cyber-readers (and fans!) in the West. However, they continued to think that the revelation(s) inside that smoky Courtyard was somehow some jardiniere-cleat for all things of a 'shaded' field goal signature (from Hell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)