Amlan/Marcus: Vampire Path Charactery

Two affable vampire 'universe' readers find a Transylvania-host for presentation/salesmanship of society manners and discover a certified jerkiness.

Vampire yarn for Tuesday jitters. Thanks for reading (Happy Super Bowl stuff), 

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AMLAN: This journey to Transylvania roads makes for good marks, for all?
MARCUS: Well, there's some reading for a Romanian count and a lady (dark).

AMLAN: We bring our Western civilized briefcase of civil affairs machinery?

MARCUS: Armed with the computing society hardware IQ, we're priests.

AMLAN: Great for some storyboards about Facebook-like jardinieres, pal.

MARCUS: We're pals from Dartmouth with eye for Transylvania docs (now!).

AMLAN: Selfie-like (thanx).

Amlan and Marcus trekked to Romania and entered the castle of a stranger, a man who blogged on cyber-roadways, which is how our two protagonist 'princes' of Earthling transit made contact. This mysterious (and wealthy!) man, Count Yale, invited the two salesman and secret vampire-lore students inside his villa and hoped they'd share with him their special machinery 'intelligence' of what'd become a Blue-Planet shape for chandeliers arts (for human manners defenses and fencing!).

YALE: Greeting was offered and I anticipate great IQ for your society-images.

AMLAN/MARCUS: Look at our 2-D art shapes of microchip/computer culture!

YALE: You found my vampire immortality arts writes online quite fun, yes?

AMLAN/MARCUS: As you see from our sheets and papers, we're social gents!

YALE: Well, I found your fascination with bloody life quite a hardware (haha).

AMLAN/MARCUS: Do you not find our circuits-sculptures all mortal thought?

YALE: Excellence in Blue-Planet jardinieres you've found for society vanity.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We'd like to stay here in your villa and develop our work.

YALE: I'd not accept anything less than such villa-sabbatical time for honor.

AMLAN/MARCUS: Thanx, Count Yale (Facebook-like).

Amlan and Marcus wandered around the villa and discovered a secret basement while Yale slept deeply now. In the basement, they were horrified to find a mysterious (and gorgeous!) vampire-visage framed lady, a young woman in her 20s or maybe young-30s drinking rich (expensive!) wine mixed with blood and had to ask her if it was human blood. The woman, who refused to give her name, revealed she'd become the princess of Count Yale who'd become her benefactor and spent hours in the basement drinking wine mixed with the blood of his 'invited' human victims. Amlan and Marcus knew immediately now they were in nothing less than conditions of absolute evil (for the Ego).

AMLAN: 'Tis a live-miracle we return to the American Homeland intacto, pal.

MARCUS: We crawled out the villa-window on the Eve of discovery of Hell!

AMLAN: That woman in the basement was perhaps our angel for retreat.

MARCUS: Had we not found her, we'd have stayed in that mouse-trap longer.

AMLAN: Here we are, back in the States, eating your Indian-Irish curry stew!

MARCUS: We'll keep this vampire 'jar a deep and dark secret for the Ego.

AMLAN: Selfie-like (for fiction!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)