Amlan/Marcus: Blood & Jellyfish

Two vampire hunting minded Americans trek to Transylvania for an 'examination' worth its weight in Earthling vanities of secrecy/journals.

Vampire yarn for football Sunday. Thanks so much for reading, 

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AMLAN: Our Transylvania-trek for conference with a vampire blogger is hot.

MARCUS: We take garlic shrimp cocktail to measure her Romanian reactions.

AMLAN: Good read for vampire hunting and fans of varied lore (Romanian).

MARCUS: Perchance this blood-immortal femme-blogger (Ezzy) is bad English.

AMLAN: We'll see her test-response to the garlic shrimp cocktail, pal.

MARCUS: Facebook-like?

Amlan and Marcus met up with Ezzy, whom they met online and were invited by for a special Transylvanian peep into the dark consciousness haven of vampire life. Of course, they didn't still believe Ezzy was (somehow) an actual vampire, an immortal blood-borne lady of Hell, but they had the idealized 'examination' with garlic-touched shrimp cocktail for a very-special Romanian social media culture hyperbole (for the Ego!).

EZZY: Shrimp in bloody sauce with some garlic flakes for my brain, heroes?

AMLAN/MARCUS: If you shriek and find fury, then perchance we mark IQ now!

EZZY: Clever for musketeers of Earth's realm, heroes...maybe I resist testing.

AMLAN/MARCUS: If you get pink or furious, we flee and keep this a secret?

EZZY: So, simply a personal fancy confirmation vanity for your hunch, yeah?

AMLAN/MARCUS: This is all quite civilized for vampire fiction writing/humors.

EZZY: I refuse the test but allow you to write about me in bloody-murder IQ.

AMLAN/MARCUS: That's Transylvanian, Ezzy...fair for fare...we'll do it.

EZZY: Good (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)