Through a Stranger: UK-Checkers

Portrait of inventions in social mobilization and personal vigilance/intrigue for modern (eco-capitalism) jury.

A world 'customs' vignette, set in the UK (fiction!), 

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SHELBYE: You're like a ghost in a mirror for some weird personal guerrilla-IQ.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I've Slovak, Algerian, Indian backgrounds interest here, ok?

SHELBYE: So, you've studied French/English colonialism and seek image Hell.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know you're a local patriot, but I need your help now.

SHELBYE: You want me to pose as a lottery-winner opening a bank account?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'll be the loony-terrorist and make a bank box burn/swap.

SHELBYE: Rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' with glass animals (eco-media?).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Belfast bugles won't sift from fear and piracy gossip!

SHELBYE: Eco-vigilantism.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This shall offer meds for Catholic-Protestant insurance.

SHELBYE: Aha, pre-Xmas consumerism for snow and diamonds, Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like!

Our protagonist antihero prince of this UK (Northern Ireland) tale of bank theatrics and blood-diamonds smugglers exploitations and rogue finance roads, Mr. Amlan Satan, 'employed' his newfound lady-friend of Belfast (Shelbye) to make a bank activity street-gossip to draw Interpol-examination eye to rumored/insured/imported blood-diamonds for social media (Facebook-like!).

SHELBYE: So, now Catholics-Protestants not affected by pirate-gem finances.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Good for affirmative-action talks in Parliament for UK?

SHELBYE: You're no Robin Hood.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Maybe I'm just an 'avid-fan' of Mortal Kombat (ha).

SHELBYE: Mercenary sensibility to blend with vigilantism, no?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Bound Romanticism (sure)...Facebook-like.

BANK MANAGER: This guy was either anti-Ion or some insider with info!

INTERVIEW: Well, Northern Ireland's seen fairer snow-shopping gossip, no?

BANK MANAGER: Maybe there's eco-capitalism languages in the UK now!

INTERVIEW: You wish to stay clean of such 'jardinieres' (Facebook-like).

Amlan and Shelbye got married and moved to Brussels and had a darling-boy (Damian) for whom they purchased a nifty 'ice-gun' for toylands/capitalism reflection on the cool-signature(s) of the qualia of manmade bureaucracy-arts for social 'jitters' and distances (Selfie-like!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)