Batman: Is Harleen a Sure-Thing?

Bruce Wayne deals with a new 'angel' (Harleen) who may be the devilish danger-woman named Harley Quinn, for Gotham City's shine.

Batman (DC Comics) adaptation. Happy Tuesday, all 

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GOTHAM MAGAZINE: You heard this at a cocktail party?

BRUCE WAYNE: I'm a Wall-St. investor with sports market friendly ties, friend.

GOTHAM MAGAZINE: Then you turned on the TV and found the news was true?

BRUCE WAYNE: Some nutty-lady saw football field explosion in a film, mimic.

GOTHAM MAGAZINE: All this in time when Euro-exhibition for football's high.

BRUCE WAYNE: Multiple teams of value from America now travel to Europe.

GOTHAM MAGAZINE: You have faith the Batman tracks this femme-anarchist?

BRUCE WAYNE: I'm not Batman...but I can sense he'd be invested in movies!

GOTHAM MAGAZINE: Thanx...for everything (Facebook-like).

GOTHAM FANZINE: A crayon stick-figure doodle of the dark knight for Hell?

THE BATMAN: Yeah...it catches a tone of kids interested in crime's darkness.

GOTHAM FANZINE: Batman paired alongside a raggedy chainsaw bearing nut?

THE BATMAN: Yeah...should make for cyber-class distraction for football-evil.

GOTHAM FANZINE: Isn't Bruce Wayne behind some hockey/football media-IQ?

THE BATMAN: I'm not Bruce Wayne...but I've faith he'd like my crayon-stuff.

GOTHAM FANZINE: Thanx...for everything (Facebook-like!).

ALFRED PENNYWORTH: Do you doubt now no one knows Bruce Wayne is you?

THE BATMAN: Here I sit in the Wayne estate underground lair with my butler!

ALFRED: I fear your dual-identity, alter-ego normal face (Bruce Wayne) is sad.

THE BATMAN: Maybe Mr. Wayne is in love with a new hockey-calendar girl, sir.

ALFRED: You still call me in deference, but I insist I'm your nanny-butler, ha.

THE BATMAN: Some vigilantes, regardless of wealth, are nice like that, sir.

ALFRED: Well, Bruce/Batman...I know this lady-anarchist is no easy nurse.

THE BATMAN: I met her at a charity for sports-IQ; I know she's Harley Quinn.

ALFRED: So, your new hockey-calendar girl darling is the evil Harley Quinn.

THE BATMAN: Harley Quinn's the culprit behind the football cinema madness!

ALFRED: You gonna incarcerate your own lady-angel while driving in Gotham.

THE BATMAN: You said it...I've an assembled toy-gun to mean what I say, sir.

ALFRED: Thank goodness for the Batman, eh, Master Wayne?

THE BATMAN: Thank goodness for this upcoming Bruce Wayne hockey-charity.

ALFRED: Good (Facebook-like!).

HARLEEN: I saw your hockey coaching junior cyber stuff with friends, Bruce.

BRUCE WAYNE: You shocked an Algerian-American has an American name, eh?

HARLEEN: Maybe you're secretly that vigilante known as Batman...psyche-IQ!

BRUCE WAYNE: Maybe you're secretly that football terrorist (Harley Quinn).

HARLEEN: If I was, I wouldn't tell you...you'd tell Batman or not date me, ha.

BRUCE WAYNE: Care to take a long drive through Gotham City in my auto?

HARLEEN: I might turn out to be a bad-influence...as a drunk passenger, ha.

BRUCE WAYNE: Selfie-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).

Harleen, Bruce's new girlfriend, was in deeds the psycho-anarchist named Harley Quinn. Bruce ('the Batman') tried to incapacitate her in his fancy auto but she managed to spring out the window and threw behind her her special calling-card crayon anarchy-laughter silly doodle image for him to publish...or gift to the Batman. Wow, did our great valiant Batman, enemy of criminal-insanity (or Hell), now have to deal with a new face of deception...for all (Facebook-like)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)