Tiny Lawnmowers Channel-Zero (Boston/college)

Tiny Lawnmowers Channel-Zero (Boston/college)

A Story by Abishai100
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Male and female 'counterparts' of New England class make linguistics-image conversational battle of jars for perhaps Romanticism's 'brainy' social media love-letters.

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A perspective on the personality/intelligence behind constructions of rational communications and the social media culture surrounding such 'complicating' linguistics-sensitivities, inspired loosely by Rushmore (Bill Murray). Thanks so much for reading, 
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AMLAN: This is a fine adjective for two sports-linked Boston College heroes.
DANICA: We're both New England teachers, but you're coach and I'm model.
AMLAN: We're both linguistics prone as invested in social communications!
DANICA: So, we're that age-old image of male-female brain contest, eh?
AMLAN: Well, I like the idea of dialects reflecting personality in biases!
DANICA: I like contours of distance between clans/sects for language-image.
AMLAN: That's austere, given our new Earth culture of shared nets business!
DANICA: I prefer that old world image of straight handshakes with bow-ties.
AMLAN: That's cool, Danica sweet-lady...maybe Boston College is our hostel.
DANICA: You may invent dialect trees for that bright-illusion of cafeterias!



DANICA: Don't you get weary of being a coaching god, Amlan man?
AMLAN: There's some ghost-magic tree IQ for teaching others to skate.
DANICA: How many of your Boston College area juniors are linguistics-prone?
AMLAN: We've got a wide range of personalities...dialect-studies promises!
DANICA: Linguistics is the art of dissecting the expression of phenotype, no?
AMLAN: Well, that's half-true...since phenotype can speak to learning, no?
DANICA: Damn...we're quite contrasting, but enough to make gender-prizes.
AMLAN: You said it.



AMLAN: Well, we're quite different in views for linguistics apps for the world.
DANICA: You're typical male probes mindful of potentials in profit-share IQ.
AMLAN: Oh, you want me to say you're a typical brain-lady for line-quieting.
DANICA: I bet you were quite ambitious as a youngster, dreaming of Utopia.
AMLAN: Did you see that last course language-tree diagram I used for Utopia?
DANICA: I prefer to think language-trees remind groups of humbling biases.
AMLAN: Yes, well, me thinks Boston College finds us male-female cooking!
DANICA: Cooking?
AMLAN: Think of the pluralism student body in cafeterias reflecting Earth!
DANICA: The modern social media Selfie culture ain't (only) magnets, sir.
AMLAN: Look, Danica sweet-lady, I think linguistics is (ABCD) batteries.
DANICA: Maybe we're both Romanticism-bound...for pluralism-wars.
AMLAN: That's fair for fare...since (all) Americans like convenience.
DANICA: Go Boston College (for the Ego).



Amlan and Danica, quite-cool pro-brain personalities in New England linguistics class, jumped to the UK for an Xmas-shared, for some understanding of translations of bound-Romanticism transferred to everyday-life (for a change!). On campus, they'd become micro-celebrity status as pronounced cyber-debating male-female 'contenders' for that lost art of languages-sciences surgery for world populations listening (wow). Maybe school would remind them that life on the fare-rich Blue Planet was somehow (mysteriously!) quilted (for leviathan/uncertainty).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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Added on January 10, 2025
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