A Baseball Card for Goosebumps: American Chalk Design

Fictional portrait of what makes baseball card 'goosebumps' an Earthling quality of jardinieres.

A Boogeyman story for the start of the year. Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Upper-Deck) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretation).

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I made mark of my special Windy-City (Upper Deck) Bo Jackson Sox baseball card as great superstitions imagery for competition consciousness in the West (American Homeland), which is why the Boogeyman wanted to make an inquiry of my activities and fan-IQ for social media culture maybe (Selfie-like).

My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm a Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic immigrant/citizen and sports-writer and considered my special Bo-trophy a cool image for memory of what made this double-sport athlete a nice key/tone for Windy-City expression of sports-superstition and excellence/competition-IQ. After all, the great Bo shined with the (Kansas City) Royals as a baseball figure, once hitting 3 straight home runs in a single game; and that's not to mention the accolades he acquired as a strong runner/offense-man with the (Oakland) Raiders under the great (celebrity!) coach John Madden. I considered my baseball card (Upper Deck) a nice image for Earthling consciousness of what made fanfare life-fitness jardinieres (for the Ego!).

BOOGEYMAN: Greetings, man of baseball cards...I visit you in dream-sleep.

ME: What do you want, specter of Hell?

BOOGEYMAN: Well, your Upper Deck item of a dual-sport celeb is quite symbolic.

ME: What does it have to do with me, particularly?

BOOGEYMAN: Are you pensive about dual-domain profits (football/baseball)?

ME: What, like what generates more audience-revenue, Super Bowl or the World Series?

BOOGEYMAN: That's the sort of question I inference...for capitalism-IQ variance.

ME: Why's that...and why me?

BOOGEYMAN: I want you to write about the hospitality of double-vanity.

ME: What?

BOOGEYMAN: For a Windy-City memoir of what makes Bo's Sox-card a jellyfish!

ME: Jellyfish (ok)?

BOOGEYMAN: Take care to note the dual-sport weight of capitalism/TV jardinieres.

ME: I think I see...for some darkness reading of ambition-variance jitters (ha).

BOOGEYMAN: Don't take the task lightly for capitalism society's jardinieres.

ME: Selfie-like (cool).

STORY_EXCERPT: "The prince walked into a great diner and boasted his Bo-item to the serving gorgeous lady waitress (Esmerelda) and explained he wanted thoughts of American beauty for pride with his chicken-pie that Saturday's Eve in the Windy-City of reading of vanity for Romanticism...she laughed and chuckled and insisted he'd been the right spokesman for her diner-item...the prince later wondered if he'd invite Esmerelda to a musical about Western (American) hospitality...and then he'd ask her which sport she'd consider more jagged-edge for the double-sport celeb Bo's card-print image-reflection of all that'd been capitalism's (very-special) jardinieres...she chuckled, thinking she'd started to court a prince of sure jitters-for-chandeliers."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)