Poison Ivy: Trees-for-Chapters

Gotham's (converted) eco-terrorist lady 'negotiates' with a tree-universe linked security-man for a languages jitters.

Poison Ivy (DC Comics) fanfiction. Happy '25 (New Year), 

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PAMELA ('Poison Ivy'): I used to be a botanist.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You have this cyber-wrath with Arbor Day (trees).

POISON IVY: You see falling leaves and think Autumn...I do not.

SATAN: What exactly do you think?

POISON IVY: Wigs.

SATAN: Wigs?

POISON IVY: Eco-terrorism is my bag now, fool.

SATAN: As an Arboretum security fellow, I think bad.

POISON IVY: Maybe you need a fresh course on radioactive decay!

SATAN: Erosion is real...but so is jelly, for my Arboretum, bad lady.

POISON IVY: Whatever (Selfie-like).

POISON IVY: I used to be like you, security man.

SATAN: I seriously doubt it.

POISON IVY: It's the truth...I had conversion for bloody murder (ha).

SATAN: Very bad things...I consider myself a simplified knight.

POISON IVY: I bet you worship that Gotham Dark Knight ('Batman')?

SATAN: Many good-fellows do...and I like my Arboretum (Facebook-like!).

POISON IVY: Are you some avid-fan of West Point or something?

SATAN: I'm a huge fan of Notre Dame football and Penn's Landing.

POISON IVY: Aha, the nature of Earthlings for image/study, I know it.

SATAN: A botanist with a blackened heart for labors of labor, eh?

POISON IVY: Selfie-like.

SATAN: You just need corduroy-psychiatry, bad lady (ha).

POISON IVY: You should get a pet monkey or something (Facebook-like).

SATAN: Check.

The Arboretum company security-man (Amlan) found stranger reason to engage with a 'transformed' Pamela, a once-happy botanist who found new fuel for lifestyle as a self-titled eco-terrorist named Poison Ivy of Gotham (city), damn. Amlan found good sanity to hop into his rented eco-car and zoom to the Arboretum gathering for Arbor Day to send a Batman-signal to ensure any undue visit by the villainess was met (surely!) by a 'dark knight' of capitalism's more jeweled machinery...for the Ego.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)