Incomplete Field Goal

Can sports jingle-up a cool retreat from the heartbreak of loss with invocations of (American fanfare) journey for all?

A football '24 season fanfare logic fun view/story for post-Xmas hangover/leftovers. Thanks for reading (have a great New Year), 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: Sure, these '20s Bills boast as much as the '90s Bills.

READER: Good fan for Buffalo-town stuff in the American Homeland, ok.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Recall the '90s Bills had 4 consecutive conference wins.

READER: These '20s Bills you trumpet have 5 consecutive division wins, eh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: As you've implied, my '90s Bills were Lombardi-dry.

READER: You think these '20s Josh Allen QB era Bills have division momentum?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: They've already taken down 2 potential power towns, no?

READER: You're correct...Kansas City and Detroit, in a cool '24 variety season.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I don't see why such Buffalo-town fanfare ain't logic.

READER: Facebook-like?

READER: So, you're crafting these Bills-'24 fan-writes from Homeland-Jersey?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I've lived in Boston, San Diego, Philly; Buffalo for Xmas.

READER: So, you're all American, and Bills-'24 draws some streets-logic for ya.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I've even inferenced the Liar-paradox for word-play.

READER: Hey, it's Fantasy Football era for social media culture in the States.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Liar-paradox..."Every statement is incomplete" (etc.).

READER: All statements are uninformative (or incomplete), but certainly so?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The statement itself reveals incompleteness...declarative.

READER: Wait, "Every statement is incomplete" as declarative is informative!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hence, not all statements are uninformative/incomplete.

READER: Well, maybe just that one is complete..."Every statement is..."

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Good hearty word-play for logic...inference for Bills-'24.

READER: How so, fan?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The Bills are ambitious but Lombardi-less (incomplete).

READER: Tarkenton, Kosar, Marino, Bledsoe...all legends without Lombardi.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I said the same to a local cop helping me tow my car!

READER: What'd he say, fan?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: If the Bills snatch a Lombardi, I'll buy you cigarettes, pal.

READER: Ha, football's incomplete field goal (Facebook-like).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Go Buffalo!

Mr. Amlan Satan had now become a special pronounced American Homeland sports (football!) blogger, insisting the '20s Buffalo-town Bills string of 5 whopping consecutive division titles invoked memory of the heartbreak '90s Bills who went 4 seasons of consecutive conference title cheer-collecting without a Lombardi for show. Amlan insisted that his States-wide interest in towns/teams fanfare for anticipatory superstitions and offense/defense developments gave him intuition that '24 season Bills boast of wins over power-teams Kansas City and Detroit (Chiefs/Lions) made the Buffalo-town team a Lombardi-jar for poems. He even procured his '90s Bills memoir Frank Reich (substitute-QB) 'trophy' card for 'logic-jardinieres' for football field goals (ha). Was he onto something (for American powder)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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