Hordak Chapter: Etheria to Earth Jigsaw

The evil Horde marshal Hordak finds bad image in an Earth crossing 'study' for what's fortune's dimensions jellybeans.

Hordak (She-Ra: Princess of Power) characterization/fanfiction for Xmas-week. Thanks so much for reading! 

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HORDAK: "Well, this time-space portal entryway into Earth's realm for my special weaponry and warfare examination shall link me to a 21st-Century lovely Blue Planet IQ-test for the railways securities of capitalism's mezzanines for structure, and when/as I plant train implosion axes work for bad news, it'll be a good memento-thought for return to my Etheria dominion so I may boast such darkness for life deformity with my rival and enemy in my lands, that heroine-idealist princess of jewelry (She-Ra, princess of power)...good."

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So, there's this stranger news of a Cali-plaza hostage-view?

MEDIA CONSULTANT: As you prep this train-transport for celebrity theater, yeah!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Who's this Hordak-man in our Earth world of skyscrapers-IQ?

MEDIA CONSULTANT: We've no clue, but he seeks a train-building axes worry!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: As an American Homeland ambassador for fortune, I hype?

MEDIA CONSULTANT: Facebook-like!

Amlan tried his best to media-salve the horrid darkness the Horde-marshal Hordak from Etheria orchestrated in a very-special Cali-American skyscraper party designed to draw nice languages of a train-transport of Earth-celebs for a Super Bowl promotion, but the evil specter sought terror-memento trumpet and laurel to take-back to Etheria to flash into the imagination of his long-time enemy, the idealist She-Ra (princess of power and swordsplay!). Amlan worried that trains and skyscrapers in the Homeland of America was now quietly deforming into a very dangerous photo-synthesis for leviathan/uncertainty. Was this an inevitable nightmare (for Facebook)?

AMLAN: Are you big-fan of Chinese food, Hordak?

HORDAK: You mean to paint me as a dark man of Earthling festivities, eh?

AMLAN: I mean to offer some social dialogue about your view of Chinese food!

HORDAK: This is some bad Earth idealism adjective meant to draw me as tyrant.

AMLAN: Who doesn't like quiet Chinese food in a Cali-building for Facebook?

HORDAK: This is my invasion and terror-axes image for a study, fool.

AMLAN: Well, maybe you return to Etheria with our chopsticks music, Hordak.

HORDAK: Why should I?
AMLAN: Isn't capitalism a face-value portrait of simple perceptible pillows?

HORDAK: You imply I've sufficient research for Cali-capitalism events here.

AMLAN: Check it, Hordak...this Homeland gave you the art of jewelry.

HORDAK: Fair...I shall return to Etheria with my smile-of-sneers (farewell).

AMLAN: Good sweet and sour phonics (farewell).

Well, Hordak returned to Etheria with his morsels of erected terror in the Cali-Homeland skyscraper front-line; and Amlan Satan breathed relief for the salvaged building for very nice media and capitalism mezzanines jam.

SHE-RA: I fear the worst for Hordak's new time-space portal toy, love.

HE-MAN: Maybe the Horde marshal will find dark skies in Earth for study?

SHE-RA: Maybe there's some Earthling studious for humans' capitalism prayer.

HE-MAN: Here's to hopes for social festive jagged edge, She-Ra (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)