Scorpia: Earth Jurist

Etheria bad-lady Scorpia finds transit fortunes mezzanines 'IQ' in Earth world from a trekker (Mr. Amlan Satan) for her war with a princess.

She-Ra: Princess of Power characterization/fanfiction for Xmas-week. Happy Xmas (thanks for reading!), 

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SCORPIA: I've traveled all the way from Etheria to Earth to find some 21st-Century terrorism paranoia languages for use in my special Horde legion ladies-rivalry contest with Catra, another member of my inner-circle of badness, so that we may find special capitalism mezzanines shrewdness to strike at the heart of that Etheria heroine girl She-Ra (Princess of Power).

Folks, Scorpia, poison-tailed semi-human of Etheria and some-time rival of another evil Horde-legion girl (Catra), wished to find special 21st-Century Earth-world image for study and use in the shared war with the fantastic Etheria princess of swordsplay (She-Ra) and quickly learned of terrorism-paranoia while disguised in red-trenchcoat and conversing with a very-special Western airport trekker named Mr. Amlan Satan (Facebook-like!).

MR. SATAN: There's just so much airways fears these days, friend.

SCORPIA: Me thinks to make record of voice statements of Earthling trekkers!

MR. SATAN: There's so much to learn from Earth-airport claustrophobia, friend.

SCORPIA: Me thinks to take-back to my own domain some transit-IQ for work!

MR. SATAN: There's special hospitality-cleats you find in airport food courts.

SCORPIA: Me thinks the caution-stance of nutrition for transit is symbolism!

MR. SATAN: There's Earthling quality for antiterrorism image in bread/fruit.

SCORPIA: Me thinks to return to my own domain with Western terror tales then!

MR. SATAN: Farewell, friend (Selfie-like).

HORDAK: What'd you make for discovery, my scorpion ally of the Horde (hmm)?

SCORPIA: I trekked in Western Earth airports during a 21st-Century Xmas-time!

HORDAK: You must've conversed with some Earthling for your capitalist note?

SCORPIA: As one of the ladies/killers of your Horde, I found rivalry-IQ (Catra).

HORDAK: This continued 'game' with your Horde-ally (Catra) is Selfie-like?

SCORPIA: I met Mr. Amlan Satan, airport-consumer; I can make fortune pizzas.

HORDAK: Good for Hell, Scorpia...perchance this Satan's (all) Earth jagged.

SCORPIA: Thanx, for the social media Earth realms jam endorsement, Hordak.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)