Venger's Double Jar

The Venusian sorcerer seeks Earth-world media and sports and Selfie and capitalism culture 'IQ' for a cyber-jewelry.

A fun Xmas-week Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) characterization. Happy Xmas, all 

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VENGER: I shall become an Earth sports investor for capitalism arms, horse.

NIGHTMARE: As your horse-vizier on Venus, I concur with your eye for study.

VENGER: Well, maybe this interest in soccer/football double-sport is IQ-image.

NIGHTMARE: There's good 21st-Century Earth social media read for capitalism.

VENGER: Great...in time for Xmas-consumerism and video-game insanity.

AMLAN: What if I told you two Earth cohorts I'm a Venusian sorcerer (Venger)?

MARCUS: Hey, that's funny, given our shared video-game sports investments.

RAKI: We've found cool cyber-avatar investment dialogue for social media too.

AMLAN: I ain't joking...maybe I'm a Venusian sorcerer disguised for Earth-IQ.

MARCUS: So, you're a Venusian named Venger disguised to be our co-investor?

RAKI: That's rich, Amlan man (ha)...it is indeed a Facebook nickname culture.

AMLAN: I seek some soccer-football double-sport Earthling IQ for capitalism.

MARCUS: You're in the right time of Earthling activity (Xbox, etc.), ha.

RAKI: Maybe we should believe you, Amlan (Facebook-like!).

MERCHANT: You want a sample Xmas-collection of soccer and football games?

VENGER ('Amlan'): Yes, and I want a complement for my languages storyboard.

MERCHANT: Ha, soccer is football in terminology outside the United States, ok.

VENGER ('Amlan'): This would be nice social media naming for contests/fortune.

MERCHANT: Capitalism and Xmas-consumerism links sports with religion, eh?

VENGER ('Amlan'): Sure it does...there's dualism (games/capitalism) for gods.

MERCHANT: Selfie-like (fair for fare, friend).

NIGHTMARE: What did you learn/collect?
VENGER: Soccer is called football outside a place called America.

NIGHTMARE: Both sports generate social symbols?

VENGER: Yes, World Cup and Super Bowl TV revenue is all capitalism, horse.

NIGHTMARE: Seems you've been dawn as bound-Romanticism professor (ha).

VENGER: Good reading for what's Earth-world spaces for Selfie-jitters.

NIGHTMARE: Good (superstitions and jagged edges), Venger.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)