Idealist + Cat: (American) Difference

Marvel fanfiction/portrait of what's cool and catty and caustic and creased for eco-capitalism fencing in this great American Homeland (for diamonds and dictionaries).

Marvel Comics fanfiction. Happy Xmas, all! 

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My name's Felicia Hardy, and this is my tale (locked in box) of how I became the costumed jewel-thief and antiheroine called Black Cat, after engaging in the American Homeland with an eco-capitalism vigilante and blood-diamonds operationalist who'd become the new incarnation of the mysterious and idealistic Earth vigilante-crusader known as Deadpool, for an insurance cleat and Super Bowl TV-ad culture (Facebook-like!).

DEADPOOL: Forget it, Cat...I'm marketing my own doll line in Chinatown-Xmas.

BLACK CAT: We'll see who gets away from San-Fran to Phoenix in-time for Ion!

DEADPOOL: Before you steal those smuggled conflict-zone gems, I'll swap.

BLACK CAT: A game of burglar-image with imposed eco-capitalism nonsense (IQ).

DEADPOOL: Forget it, Cat...it's Chinatown.

I grew up watching my father's Western fascination with those almost-cartoon like spaghetti-westerns; and I knew I didn't just want to be a model or a secretary or flight attendant or nurse...but an antiheroine, borderline villainess. I wanted to take the femme-charm of Selfie-culture and translate it to treasure-motions deformity to add muscle-feelings to my lady-brain about the Selfie-visage of pure and simple cosmetics vanity (ha).

BLACK CAT: Here's my doll image, idealist (ha).

DEADPOOL: A pencil colored visage for what's lady of deformity.

BLACK CAT: Don't make fun of your only living rival, Deadpool-man.

DEADPOOL: Well, I can see what bad thieves do for mirror-distortion.

BLACK CAT: The best view of Heaven...is from a Hell jar, no?

DEADPOOL: Selfie-like (damn).

That rascal idealist ('Deadpool') managed to thwart my dangerous 'examination' of a Phoenix highway treasure insurance smilie in anticipation of Super Bowl TV-ads culture fencing; but I swore to the idealist that I, Felicia Hardy (now the 'fantastic' Black Cat of the American Homeland) would find new synthetics for resolve concerning those pesky incomplete-distances readings to the leviathan/uncertainty of (manmade) Hell-checks (for all!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)