Chicago Policeman: An Immigration Chart

Portrait of Earthling/American securities eye for a campus 'environment' of wrought cleats of immigration-tied jagged edge.

An immigration paranoia tale of campus environment policework for the modern Earth of troubles. Inspired (loosely) by Cobra (Sylvester Stallone). Thanks so much for reading (Happy Holidays), 

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I was hired by the campus authorities and administration to provide special skilled work as a roaming security man, a policeman who'd otherwise work in the city as a street patrols man but displaced/teleported for a special case concerning a serial-killer's pronounced cyber-threats about strikes against any recent immigrant or relation of an immigrant, disorienting everyone's sensibilities about immigration image for American Homeland fortune (for the Ego).

The psycho making these threats against immigrant students and relations of immigrants in the campus environment called himself Slasher; and I imagined this was some Western cinema-culture 'expression' for hyperbole of mod 21st-Century paranoia for the Ego (damn). This was not Facebook-like (sure).

SLASHER (Anonymous Post): "The poor founded this New World; and now we fear the worst for unemployment and loss of secretarial integrity for the journals/logs of populations sanity in this Homeland, for post-9/11 era commerce-lifestyle securities 'cleats' for Earthling storytelling...and that's why this 'Crusade' is argued to be overdue for the mark of anyone in this West linked to too much immigration liberties of the Ego for social media and movies and journals and the Internet (damn)."

I knew to catch Slasher, I'd have to cast myself as a campus environment man of wit and wits, in my US-state of Illinois, in the Windy-City (Chicago) of great sports commentary/fanfare for even education in social media culture and lifestyle (damn). I decided to patrol the area of the campus to track and lurk around any students of color, perhaps finding some stranger character hawking the individual in this Chicago area of transit/walkers as some bad-immigration language 'diplomat' of Hell (wow). Maybe I found special enchantment for all things American, as I pursued the Slasher like a night-bird of Facebook civilization (hmmm).

INTERVIEW: So, you must've had some acumen from experiences in Chicago?

ME: I guess so...my duty-free mission concerned the apprehension (sure).

INTERVIEW: Slasher's incarcerated now/finally for criminal-insanity (wow).

ME: Hey, we're approaching a 2nd stage TrumpUSA (for jam), no?

INTERVIEW: That's funny...and you impaired Slasher with a silencer-shot to a leg?

ME: Let's say I had to intercede on behalf of a campus-walker who was to be hit.

INTERVIEW: Was Slasher the Devil himself?

ME: Sure (Facebook-like)...thanx.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)