Deadpool Football: Win, Lose, or Exile (Ocean's Chore)

The inimitable wile-rich masked vigilante makes for challenge to a devious femme-calculator for defense of sports-windows theses.

Deadpool (Marvel Comics) fanfiction. Happy Thanksgiving! 

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Deadpool knew of much IQ for sportsmanship culture defense when the evil Baroness made pronouncements for declared threats in an American Homeland football stadium post-decisions of Euro-exhibition games for 21st-Century globalism-rhetoric. The masked and wily vigilante of arms made straight-talk about the concentration of defenses for world-TV qualia (sure).

DEADPOOL: Cancel Euro-football exhibition games or else?
BARONESS: This American football arena shall be imploded into worry, ha.

DEADPOOL: Maybe you'd make an American tragedy, but I'll see you exiled!

BARONESS: Where?
DEADPOOL: Deep-ocean abyss, where my scientist-pal has prepped a cave.

BARONESS: For me?
DEADPOOL: Who else (Selfie-like)?

Folks, the Baroness wouldn't simply concede self-exile to the ocean-abyss post-terrorism just because Deadpool declared it as social media prestige for Earthling cleats of defense (sure). However, the sinister Baroness made a crucial error pre-game when she lambasted the chance that the visiting team would score over 30 points, a major gambler's error, and Deadpool decided to make a small-jest and cast her as a chance-risk daredevil of bad social media laughter (damn).

DEADPOOL: Sorry about that implosion. Mayor.

MAYOR: How'd you know Baroness was in the stadium?

DEADPOOL: Sure signs that she made for some VIP-box views for stories!

MAYOR: So, your scientist/psychologist pals have prepped a haven for her?

DEADPOOL: Deep-ocean abyss, Mayor-sir, where she can critique us privately.

MAYOR: Facebook-like (thanx).

Now, Deadpool wondered that what wile-rich anti-football villainess (Baroness) could paint on her home-cave haven canvas and for surroundings afforded by the scientist-and-psychologist paving precedence for unique criminal-insanity treatment for those simply unwilling to abide by overground Earthling principia for surefire transit/hospitality peace (wow). Down in that ocean-abyss, the Baroness continued her (now-private) critique of Earth-capitalism and sports-windows culture, at least satisfied she was distant from her captor and rival (Deadpool). Deadpool meanwhile was assured there were no dragons down there in the ocean floors, where Baroness only meant to make (private journal) science-fiction artworks for Earth Jabberwocky canon (hmmm).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)