Yoda-Kylo: Sith/Capitalism Onside Chance

Post-war 'consciousness' in the universe yields Jedi-Sith theory in this Star Wars 'classroom' fanfiction.

Star Wars fanfiction. Happy Thanksgiving, 

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Yoda had been passed into the afterlife for Jedi knight and Republic counsel/defense record, but now, his aura had kept wandering, offering special inspiration of image/IQ for varied Jedi warriors and friends cheering the destruction of the 2nd Death-Star, the abominable space-body of Sith-order fascism crafted by the consciousness dominion of the calculating Darth Sidious and his varied apprentices, including fallen/betraying Jedi-knight Anakin Skywalker ('Darth Vader'). With the Republic seeking new face of Restorations post-War with Sith demons, Jedi friends and allies sought languages for negotiating self-exile status of the horrid Sith, and Yoda's spirit was ever-present as a mentalism for Realism (wow).

YODA: I fear much with the record-writing of works of Jedi-order's allies!

HAN SOLO: I fear the worst for Sith remainders for self-exile compacts.

YODA: Seek havens and hiding as friends of the Republic seek-out exile-IQ!

HAN SOLO: I do recount magical sky-flight imagery for anti-Sith control.

YODA: That's the key to memoirs of Jedi-Sith war IQ, Han...art's phonics!

HAN SOLO: That's cool, Yoda...we sure miss your brand of saber-class, ha.

YODA: The Jedi never vanish, and this Sith post-War exile-IQ is cleats!

HAN SOLO: Old-Earth realm capitalism-couture conveniences-adverbs, eh?

YODA: May the Force find exile-change swiftly and for record/memoirs!

HAN SOLO: Thanx (again).

As Yoda conferred for the post-war Republic arms and folks, the betraying Jedi-son Kylo-Ren (son of Han and Princess Leia) continued his dark Sith-order path of conversion and Sith legion marshaling for this new time of calculated negotiations concerning the weirdness of domains and ranges for the 'sport' of universe change. Kylo was now simply evil, and Han was simply too distant to understand the best action to create Rationalism for fallen-son change for Yoda's exile-examination phones (wow).

With Kylo-Ren no longer a reliable for Jedi friends of the Republic post-war examination councils, Han Solo continued to hope that Yoda's counseling spirit would watch-over this new universe 'phase' of Jedi-Sith contours controls for sanity/sovereignty, invoking old-Earth realm (20th-21st Century) profit-mezzanines governance imagery of a surefire socialized thesis.

HAN: I wish my son was still my own, Yoda (damn).

YODA: Fear not doubt...for profit-nets always reach (real) breaks.

HAN: Fair (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)