Provisions (IRA): Sith-Doctrine*

Portrait of story-text/campfire 'linkage' between world-transit languages and media/folklore canon for Earthling hostels in the UK.

A Euro-currency Provisional Irish Republican Army related world 'matrix' pluralism superstition/paranoia fiction for the 21st-Century of great globalism/capitalism ethos chatter intrigue for Western politics/text, with a (loose-metaphysics) reference to the American 'dogma' epic-lore canon of the darkness/anarchy themed Sith-order (Star Wars media). Thanks so much for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of politics-drama/fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., UK-Parliament, NBC, etc.) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretation).

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I decided to make a cyber-homeschooling venture in the United Kingdom (Belfast) for a pluralism (Catholic-Protestant) scholarship base using my princely-inherited fortune and Wall-St. earnings in the West (American Homeland) and was shocked when my school linked bookshop activity/outreach was met with a streets-veiled violence that led to the death/murder of parents escorting their kids to the bookshop in Northern Ireland. This was not Facebook-like.

My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm an Algerian-Slovak Bostonian-Catholic native of the American Homeland and moved to Northern Ireland to make my Friends of Sinn Fein endorsed cyber-homeschool venture in the United Kingdom in the new millennium. My cyber-activity was soon linked to a Belfast bookshop circulation promotion for good languages hyperbole and education that created regular (Catholic-Protestant) parents-students treks for social media shares/chatter about pluralism-texts for world transit/hospitality superstitions of the Ego!

The death of my (Catholic/Protestant) students' parents made a spike in my brain; I'd heard of rumored storages of conflict-zone gem mining exploitations from African shores stretching street-commerce underworlds in Northern Ireland linked to IRA/UVF 'troubles' of capitalism ethos corrupting Parliament talks about affirmative action unemployment/poverty assistance policy catering enhanced inter-religious coexistence in Belfast between minority/majority populations (for modern world-consumerism rhetoric). Street piracy and smugglers-roads for underworld youth-angst crime/contraband for gang/clan 'adjective' would destroy capitalism related matter chat in UK-Parliament for Catholics/Protestants, and I knew this rumored/stored 'blood-diamond' motion in a Belfast bank was dangerous/dirty. I decided to become Robin Hood himself.

BANK MANAGER: This gent was in Halloween Day get-up for eco-capitalism.

INTERVIEW: Swapped (rumored/insured) blood-gems with glass-animals?

BANK MANAGER: Used an eco-street theater performance prop water-gun.

INTERVIEW: Gun inserted with thin-glass tube in shooting piston for HCL?

BANK MANAGER: Made the acid in the bank-restroom with basics/batteries.

INTERVIEW: Covered the security camera with bubble-wrap and left note?

BANK MANAGER: Escorting theater-friendly guardsman was to dance!

INTERVIEW: Crawled out the bank-restroom window post-deed.

BANK MANAGER: Left-note with guardsman (Leo); read, "Insured hype."

INTERVIEW: Street-gossip for Provisionals or Ulster insider-gossip?

BANK MANAGER: Maybe Ion-co. sent its own agents for eco-prestige?

INTERVIEW: Sounds like (eco) street-campfires (Star Wars Sith stuff!).
BANK MANAGER: We Northern Irish like Sith-theater (e.g., Darth Maul).

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (thanx).

My deed for Halloween/Samhain concerning incomplete-distances readings to the insurance/integrity of (Ion-co.) bank-box theatrical swaps for eco-message glass-animals and blood-gems gossip for street-activity news made the headlines for social media audiences in the 21st-Century Earth (wow). I started adapting the imagery of the act into street-comics about pluralism transit/consumerism paranoia in Northern Ireland (for leviathan/uncertainty).

I read the Belfast bank manager interview in Northern Ireland (UK) on social media and thought about why such consumerism 'theater" (vigilantism?) would invoke some street-campfires talk about Earth-eco legends/maps tied to cinema/culture expression of darkness/anarchy (e.g., Star Wars Sith lyrics). Sure, I knew of Star Wars canon and Sith-order anarchy symbolism for Western civilization lore/storyboards and thought about world-media transit-reflection sportsmanship imagery (e.g., Notre Dame Fighting Irish football-TV); and I knew (now!) eco-capitalism was somehow a knight-war for 'Sith-representations' in tourism-campfires (damn).

GIRLFRIEND: That was you, wasn't it?

ME: If it was, I'd be Robin Hood and not James Bond, love (ha).

GIRLFRIEND: Good to have you back (here!) in Boston-town, Satan.

ME: You said it (Facebook-like).

GIRLFRIEND: World's change...Happy Halloween, Mr. Amlan Satan.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)