Martian/Stalker: Everyday Chance

A tale of stalking and Martian-eye and hero-for-hire wits in Earth's (everyday) jewelry.

Alien stalker/vigilante tale. Happy Holidays (thanks for reading!), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had become a private investigator/detective/bodyguard for hire and was intrigued with this new case involving a media/sports windows culture lady who'd claimed she was being stalked and harassed on email by a mystery individual claiming he was a spying/lurking Martian watching her from the Earth-moon and insisting he'd been ready to descend to Earth for an American Homeland stalking, making mark of her townhome in a Jersey-Echelon suburbia prototype home as social media representation.

The media-lady, Eliza, was sure this individual was no friend to human realms and wanted a special guardian and found Amlan's special cyber-ads online for bodyguard-detective for hire. He sped to her home and examined her email notes from this mysterious man whimsically claiming he'd either descend from Earth's moon or forever depart for self-exile to the Mars-underground for secret/private 'examination' of Earth's capitalism/media culture (Facebook-like!).

The Martian-man, named Endymion, wanted to make mark of Eliza as a prototype-representative 'Barbie' of the sports/media windows 'universe' of the American Homeland and claimed he'd wander around in a big hood and coat and follow her around before/after work, as she commuted to the City of Brotherly Love to work at her sports-network office for football (pro/collegiate TV-access industry) languages (damn). What did he want (Selfie-like)?

ELIZA: Thanx for taking this bizarre and horrid case, Mr. Amlan Satan.

AMLAN: No prob, Eliza-lady; I'm Algerian-Slovak with Satan-surname.

ELIZA: I knew an ice-hockey player of same surname (sure).

AMLAN: We'll catch this Devil for ya, Eliza-lady.

ELIZA: Yes, but how, Satan?
AMLAN: I'm making a social media dare to meet me at a Philly-warehouse.

ELIZA: He'd dare not refuse?

AMLAN: I've made wage to appear with an eco-toy (water-rifle).

ELIZA: An eco-toys photo social media message worth Martian IQ, huh?

AMLAN: We'll see if the 'man' appears in coat-and-disguise for handshake.

ELIZA: Fill that damn water-rifle with acid, friend.

AMLAN: Self-defense (Selfie-like), yeah?

The Martian did appear at the Philly-warehouse to 'greet' Amlan, the hero of this unusual Earthling-stalker tale. Amlan took eco-message photos for social media as promised and then revealed his water-rifle was filled with acid. The Martian ('Endymion') revealed he'd been ironically surprised and accepted the proud-stance of toy-and-politics message of self-defense and laughter and agreed not to stalk the lovely Eliza (Facebook-like).

ENDYMION (Martian): "Damn...that Amlan Satan was quite the Earth-realm defender for the media-figures...me thought to make wits-splash and was countered with eco-wit...I return to my exile-status for distance-examination of this world of capitalism, sports, social media, and traffic...maybe this was a lesson for me somehow, for television (damn)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)