Cognus/Luke: Skywalker Third

Cognus/Luke: Skywalker Third

A Story by Abishai100
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Sith calculator time-hops to Resistance-era Hoth system construction to intercept a valiant Skywalker 'view' for jitters, in this Star Wars fanfiction.

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Star Wars Saturday-AM epic fanfiction. Happy Holidays! 
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LUKE SKYWALKER: "As the inheritor of this horrid mantle to retrieve the spirits of my fallen Jedi-dad (Anakin), whose turn to dark side fascism has yielded a seemingly infinite paranoia about Jedi-Sith order engagements of the rival contour variety of endless stalemate, I consider this a special 'Selfie-age' old-Earth realm consciousness for all the universe offers for simplified leviathan/uncertainty for fathers-sons jewelry."



Luke had become a valiant member of the Resistance following the fall of the Republic and its valiant legion of Jedi-knight defenders using mind/saber powers to eradicate the dark presence of the nihilist fascist army of warriors known as the Sith. Luke knew Jedi-Sith endless-war adjectives made for bad football, and as the Sith, marshaled by Skywalker's fallen betraying Jedi-knight father (Anakin), prepped its horrid Death-Star examination for universal control, another time-traveling Sith warrior-princess named Cognus wanted to intercept Luke's defiant fortress in the region of Hoth to forward Sith Death Star qualia for the Ego. Follow along, folks!



COGNUS: I'm here to thwart that upstart's brand of football on Hoth (ha).
DRONE: We do know, Darth Cognus, that Sidious/Vader seek Luke out!
COGNUS: I know it, from my time-crystals; but Vader (Anakin?) needs aid.
DRONE: Sidious is his ultimate mater-guru and counselor, Darth Cognus.
COGNUS: I know that, fool...this Hoth hideaway for Skywalker-ranch is IQ.
DRONE: You mean to decapitate Luke Skywalker with your double-sabers?
COGNUS: Facebook-like (ha).



Folks, Cognus had time traveled to old-Earth realm, to 21st-Century Selfie-Internet age of lifestyle and consumerism linked world/globalism rhetoric for capitalism theory/idealism and had visions of how the upstart hero knight Luke Skywalker would try to entreat Darth Vader's sense of pre-Sith days sentimentalism for profit-equilibrium and capitalism romance to draw him back to the Jedi, to become Anakin again. Darth Cognus found a 21st-Century Earth-realm 'prince' in the Western Hemisphere (American Homeland), Mr. Amlan Satan, who'd been investing in convenience stores (e.g., Royal Farms) and auto-companies (e.g., Ford) for journals of capitalism he kept/buried as time-capsules for future archaeologists to find for profit-mezzanines examinations (for the Ego!).



Cognus was sure now; in fact, she had no doubt whatsoever that if she interfered with Luke's Hoth-region Resistance fortress actions and examinations and then destroyed the young-son Skywalker himself, Darth Vader (Anakin) wouldn't be turned back to the force of the good-side for pro-Republic capitalism theories of shared network democracy (damn). Cognus, however, decided to keep her time-travel visage secret and didn't reveal herself to Vader/Sidious and allowed this Hoth time-frame of Resistance 'proceedings' to continue without interference...as she plotted bloody-murder (for the Ego).



LUKE: The battle rages; Jedi-Sith stalemate endless; Resistance is antsy!
ALLY-PILOT: Memoirs or invocation of old-Earth realm network debates?
LUKE: Ha, to keep the faith of Jedi powers/war, we count rhetoric-cards.
ALLY-PILOT: Bad times at the universe stations of inevitable football, sir.
LUKE: Good for doughnuts and drumsticks if we evade the assassins.
ALLY-PILOT: Selfie-like (cool).



Darth Cognus didn't wish to wait for the counts of Luke Skywalker's third-act concerning Jedi-Sith see-saws following his induction into Jedi camps and fight against the 1st Death-Star of Sith proportion and his eventual establishment of Hoth-region securities for Resistance matter. She simply sought to take-out a bishop-piece in this grand saga of strategy and contests between two forces of war, one devoted to evolution, and the other counting the frailties of universal jeers.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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