The Mirror has Glass

(Fictional) claim of media-woman with eyes of the American lore-fabled Horseman for vanities/magazine-culture hypnosis of 'overground' ruins.

American superstition yarn. Happy Holidays! 

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MEDIA LADY: I tell you truly, this stalker is the Headless Horseman from lore.

INTERVIEW: Fan of Washington Irving's story, eh?
MEDIA LADY: Maybe my forays into fashion-IQ drew in me American interest, ok?

INTERVIEW: Maybe you posted something on social media for the stalker to find.

MEDIA LADY: That's good reading, pal...me thinks this is invisible Horseman image.

INTERVIEW: So, you insist he's not just a regular-Joe but the Headless Horseman.

MEDIA LADY: I know I sound incompletely-insane, but I saw it/him in a cemetery.

INTERVIEW: The Headless Horseman?

MEDIA LADY: I guess you think the stalker's just a sports/fashion nut (Facebook).

INTERVIEW: This is stranger humor (Facebook-like!).

PSYCHIATRIST: Don't go flaunt this conjecture all over the magazines, hon.

MEDIA LADY: I'm mired in capitalism and magazines, and I know it, doc.

PSYCHIATRIST: You saw the Headless Horseman in a cemetery, you say.

MEDIA LADY: He had a pumpkin in his hand, for this holiday-season, yeah!

PSYCHIATRIST: Maybe he just hid his head beneath cape and costume, hon.

MEDIA LADY: Oh, I've already entertained the notion of such prankster-evils.

PSYCHIATRIST: Something in your American fibers made you think Horseman.

MEDIA LADY: I made a fashion image mosaic about American traditions.

PSYCHIATRIST: You doubt he's just a media-stalker prankster making fun.

MEDIA LADY: Something in the visage of the Horseman I saw was personal, doc!

PSYCHIATRIST: Personal (Selfie-like?).

MEDIA LADY: No one wants a fashion-magazine girl to be Ichabod Crane, right.

PSYCHIATRIST: I said no such thing, hon...maybe you're dreaming of folklore.

MEDIA LADY: Maybe (Facebook-like).

DETECTIVE: I'm happy to track any other media woman claiming such things.

MEDIA LADY: Thanks, friend...I'm sure I'm the lone-target of this Horseman.

DETECTIVE: We'll certainly, at least, find some prints for anyone seeking stalking!

MEDIA LADY: That's all I (actually) need to clear my sullied named here (prestige).

DETECTIVE: Did you post anything unusual about Washington Irving in the media?

MEDIA LADY: I said Ichabod Crane would impress many-a media doll these days!

DETECTIVE: Aha, and maybe this stalker-man, in costume, despised intelligentsia.

MEDIA LADY: Maybe (Selfie-like).

MOM: Impressive...a silver-metal alarm-door for your Angeles-haven pad!

MEDIA LADY: I dunno what this (all) means, mother, but I need brain-calm.

MOM: You need medication, doll.

MEDIA LADY: I know it's the Headless Horseman frightening me (for gossip).

MOM: Well, maybe you just need a cool man in your life...like Clark Gable.

MEDIA LADY: Maybe Mr. Gable would agree to be Ichabod Crane (for me).

MOM: Don't fear, doll...there's always doors of vanities for Earthling football.

MEDIA LADY: Selfie-like (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)