Penn: State of Doubt

Football and superstition representation bring an Earth-prince to forms of mysterious change for a Selfie-magic concerning incomplete theocracy.

A sports-culture superstition yarn. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body (e.g., Penn State football) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/interpretation).

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Mr. Amlan Satan was working inside the US-state of Pennsylvania, in an educational environment tied with sportsmanship culture windows for 21st-Century lines of coaching and class for cleats (college football!) and had found this special wood-robot Golem figure for his superstitions about Earthling competition consciousness (Facebook-like!).

READER: A wood-robot avatar for your Penn state interest for football, eh?
AMLAN: Good reading for the joints and limbs of fortune's cleats (football).

READER: Well, Super Bowl TV-ad revenue's become an American magic.

AMLAN: Surely, Penn's boasted much in coaching for fortune training?

READER: Your wood-man/robot Golem is quite the football angel, eh?

AMLAN: Selfie-like!

Amlan had learned much about fortune and the wealth of nations and TV/football culture for hospitality-readings relevant for Americans for college-sports Saturdays in the Autumn. Well, that's why he figured he started hearing his college-football Penn state Golem wood-doll robot whispering to him, something about Earth's infrastructure securities for sanity (hmmm).

WOOD-MAN: Have you read Adam Smith, man?
AMLAN: I have...I'm versed in fortune's imagery, from around the globe!

WOOD-MAN: Why the Penn state, man?

AMLAN: There's much lore for pedestrian/plural spirit in this state, angel.

WOOD-MAN: Then, that's why I came to life for your education, man.

AMLAN: Cool beans (Selfie-like).

WOOD-MAN: What's this story about your fear of terrorists, man?
AMLAN: There's much new age paranoia for invasions/pirates, angel.

WOOD-MAN: Well, my visage for mobility and counsel is your medicine.

AMLAN: I concur with such promises for Heaven, angel...Facebook-like.

One more turn of magic came Amlan's way when he woke one morning, shocked to discover he'd grown at least 3 years younger (goodness)! He ran to his den to speak to his Wood-Man angel-counselor who'd come to life for him (for some reason). Wood-Man assured him his journey for metaphysics and Penn state football and fortune and TV-culture storyboards set him as a special diplomat of magic for Earthlings, which is why he noticed such stark other-worldly changes. Amlan wondered if his once-simple sportsmanship education now rendered a bizarre Selfie-wind (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)