Cognus-Ewok: Endor Rebel Downs

A Story by Abishai100

Early Sith developments on forest-rich Endor-moon make for Rebellion premonitions of future wars cleats, in this Star Wars fanfiction.

Star Wars adaptation. Happy Holidays,

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DARTH COGNUS: We head to Endor to test our Sith view speeder machinery!

DRONE: Good read, Darth Cognus; memoirs of your days as the Huntress.

DARTH COGNUS: I left-behind all thoughts of lone-femme wandering for Sith!

DRONE: There's talk of some lone pilot hero-types supporting Ewoks on Endor.

DARTH COGNUS: Me thinks of some grand Sith enslavement camp of Ewoks!

DRONE: Selfie-like (thanx).

The Sith, under the bad captaincy of new Sith wanderer Darth Cognus, stationed in the forest-rich moon of Endor, in the early days of the emergence of Sith powers, to create an exploratory slave-camp of affable Ewok woods-dwelling creatures; and Cognus sought to test-out the new forest speed-hovering bike-vehicles called 'Speeders' in this forest-rich moon (Endor) but didn't anticipate a Jedi-friendly outpost Rebellion, led by a wandering pilot named Amlan Satan (wow). Satan had humanoids hijack speeders and woods-race against Cognus' uniformed/suited drones on speeders while he dared one/more of the drones to suicide crash into a forest-tree on a speeder while Amlan himself stood in front of the tree waving wildly daring-on the suicide double-death. Drones of Sith 'vanity' wouldn't resist such a dark side 'death-dare' and were blind to human rebels who hid in the trees, waiting to pounce on the distracted/hypnotized drones (and break their tin necks!).

AMLAN SATAN: We're here to defend your Ewok settlement and defy-off Cognus!

EWOK: Hahahaha (thanx).

AMLAN SATAN: We vow to offer some Jedi-like 'cool' in this Endor-woods daylight!

EWOK: Hahahaha (thanx).

AMLAN SATAN: This Speeder-hijack tree-trap Rebellion is stamp-cleat for Cognus!

EWOK Hahahaha (thanx).

AMLAN SATAN: May you beloved Ewoks of woods find Jedi-Republic quarantine!

EWOK: Hahahaha (thanx).

The plan worked, and Darth Cognus was infuriated and departed with her legion from that forest-rich moon of Endor (wow). Meanwhile, in a distant place, Jedi counsel offered a Republic queen some keen advice on how developing Sith arms of Hell were to create damning stalemates diluting grand blueprints of universal democratic orders for commerce/exchanges vital for new age farming (damn). Warrior-like Amlan Satan had offered the Jedi/Republic posture on the forest-rich area of Endor a cool-premonition of war-engagements of good thermal image (Selfie-like).