British Columbia: Heist Concerning Detective

A world infiltrations-heist adventure set in Vancouver and drawing world treasures/activity 'IQ' for Earthling qualia.

A British Columbia heist fiction, drawn from varied media/movies. Thanks for reading! 

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BANK MANAGER: This guy said he wanted photos of Amlan Satan's bank box.

INTERVIEW: Halloween Day eco-theater with neighbor-box burn/swap?

BANK MANAGER: Ion-co. (rumored/insured) 'blood-diamond' stunt for gossip?

INTERVIEW: Amlan Satan's a Vancouver junior-hockey coach?

BANK MANAGER: This guy spoke in a raspy voice and claimed he knew Satan.

INTERVIEW: But Amlan has no ties with the Ion-co./box.

BANK MANAGER: Happy Halloween.

Halloween was quite the fare for Mr. Amlan Satan, who robbed his own British Columbia bank of rumored blood-diamonds and placed glass toys after burning the (Ion-co.) bank-box and using an eco-theater prop water-gun filled with bank-restroom made HCL for pre-parade entry to disappear into the crowd in a special Scarecrow costume (Facebook-like!).

EZZY: You want me to marry you.

AMLAN: I've been a loyal customer at your bank, and you're the right lady.

EZZY: We may've been just robbed...or it was some eco-theater by insiders.

AMLAN: Maybe Interpol has blood-diamond street-gossip theater acts for Ion!

EZZY: Who cares?
AMLAN: Marry me!
EZZY: You want to take me to Brussels; leave my teller-job in Vancouver.

AMLAN: Facebook-like (sure).

Amlan/Ezzy married and settled down in Belgium and opened an organic foods bistro and wondered how they'd have met had Amlan Satan not been a (loyal!) customer at the British Columbia bank where she worked as a gorgeous teller (wow). Was this food-for-thought or veiled eco-vigilantism? What do you think? Are street-inventions in insurance-gossip (all) about the sport of Western civilization Ego?

AMLAN: I got this for ya...my childhood fave-star (Bo).

DAMIAN (Son); Thanx...really awesome.

AMLAN: Read a lot in school...learn about the Earth.

DAMIAN: Its cards!

AMLAN: You said it...Earth's jam.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)