Restorations of Jedi Width

Portrait of pseudo-resolutions of grand/timeless Jedi-Sith engagements for (universal) speed-change.

Star Wars fanfiction. Thanks for reading, 

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JEDI: This great contest between the Jedi defenders and Sith demons is IQ.

SITH: We shall see if any form for stalemate for IQ erects distance by sanity!

JEDI: We offer some Sith 'examination' of Earth deep-ocean abyss sovereignty.

SITH: A Sith deep-sea 'haven' of sorts simplified by Jedi-Sith counsel gossip?

JEDI: Preferred to an unending contour of defender-aggravator shoes, sure.

SITH: Hmmm...fair for fare (Selfie-like).

JEDI: Farewell (Facebook-like).

Well, the Jedi-Sith saga was finally resolved, and a stalemate accord of sorts was reached with counsel and cast a special distance by sanity languages for Earth deep-ocean abyss sovereignty-pocket haven 'dominion' for the dark force warriors known as Sith. The Jedi, age-old democratic defenders of the socially equitable Great Republic of the known universe, would not simply regard these self-exiled Sith survivors of the War as simply dark side 'messengers' of all civilization offered for shoes, shotguns, shells, shares, and shock.

With the accord reached, old accounts for records concerning Jedi-Sith engagements for universe IQ were firmly shelved in libraries of the known universe, and the Sith lay as private Machiavellian critics of democratic civilization in Earth's deep-ocean abyss, resolved to find (private) 'examination' imagery for their endless evaluations of the contours/glass of economics 'linked' conscious charge (for monarchy/anarchy).

JEDI: This museum shall suffice in the memoirs of wars and peace times.

JEDI: With the Sith finally sovereign/separate, we make for machinery-logs!

JEDI: We'll remember the days of the fall of Jedi and resurrection of Anakin.

JEDI: Regions like Hoth and hellmouths like the Death Star made for charts/IQ.

JEDI: Perchance we find adjectives for the lines of universal shock (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)