Diamonds are Photos

What makes baseball an Earthling palm-cool for princes of dictionaries?

An October-season love-letter to that cool game of baseball. Happy Halloween! 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had found a special card of Western (American Homeland) significance, a Freddie Freeman Dodgers Topps item of World Series magic-image, after the star batter gave a heartfelt interview about spirituality concerning his dad and son before Game 4 in which he hit a 2-R Home-Run in the very-1st inning. You see, Amlan knew his Selfie-age of fanfare/sportsmanship windows commentary image made his special baseball card trophy something to draw Martian envy (Facebook-like!).

Mr. Satan had a special trophy item from his own father, a '47 Series (Dodgers-Yankees) vintage-ticket for fan-commentary and superstition, a reflection of what made that high-storied World Series theater rich for fantasy and omens too! Well, the Dodgers wanted revenge for that 7-Game heartbreak when they were in Brooklyn; this time for the Los Angeles fans of '24, and Amlan was there, thinking of his father's gift for him (sure).

Perhaps because he'd become such a special Earthling 'prince' of sports/trophy languages, our protagonist story prince, Mr. Amlan Satan, was almost psychic about his guess that his social media hype with baseball/culture would draw Martian envy. That's just what happened, friends. Follow along.

MARTIAN: This athlete-card of yours features a celeb who's a Series-winner, no?

AMLAN: Sure, Freeman had acquired baseball prestige with the Braves in '21!

MARTIAN: Now, you see the star hit a cool 2-R Home-Run in Game 4 against NY.

AMLAN: In the 1st inning; though the team lost Game 4, they won the Series.

MARTIAN: Now you know why I've been spying on your cyber-posts (American).

AMLAN: This Dodgers media-languages age 'revenge' for the '47 Series loss is IQ?

MARTIAN: It surely is, Mr. Satan; well, those Dodgers of '47 were in Brooklyn.

AMLAN: These Dodgers of '24 found story-matrix quills in Los Angeles (ok).

MARTIAN: Your acumen for sports-citizenry superstitions is surely Earth-qualia.

AMLAN: Medicine for Earthling woes (good).

Friends, would you believe our Earthling prince sportsmanship superstitions 'diplomat' with his cool Dodgers cart-jewel (Freddie Freeman) managed to create the right-stuff Western (American Homeland) culture defense-language for responses to the spying Martian who claimed he wanted some sports/ambitions/capitalism reflection 'intelligence' for what made the diamond-ball game a cool fantasy for fears of universe shockwaves (ha)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)