Mediocre/Thief: American Doctorate(s)

Mediocre/Thief: American Doctorate(s)

A Story by Abishai100
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Portrait of eco-heist dramatism and concept 'IQ' for world treasures/insurance consciousness concerning sporting thankfulness.

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Heist portrait. Happy Halloween, all 
DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body or real-world news/story (e.g., blood diamonds) and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/interpretation).

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AMLAN: Every statement is incomplete.
MARCUS: But not yours.
AMLAN: What if I'm a mediocre thief?
MARCUS: Then you're not a thief.
AMLAN: And if I am?
MARCUS: Then you have skill, not mediocre.
AMLAN: The gods must be crazy.
MARCUS: This Chicago eco-heist is our final position, for Earthling stuff.
AMLAN: Then it's to Brussels post-bonds work for street-insurance gossip (IQ).
MARCUS: Waffles and football magazines post blood-diamonds work.
AMLAN: Facebook-like.



BANK MANAGER: It was Halloween and the two guys were eco-artists.
INTERVIEW: Street-performance with prop water-rifles.
BANK MANAGER: Filled with bank restroom-made acid, pal.
INTERVIEW: Swapped the rumored/insured blood-diamonds with glass toys.
BANK MANAGER: Took the (Ion-co.) bonds too...left insurance note with Leo.
INTERVIEW: Leo?
BANK MANAGER: Escorting guardsman; covered camera with bubble-wrap.
INTERVIEW: Leo danced in front of the camera, during the job/theater.
BANK MANAGER: Note- "Conflict-zone exploitation for insurance ads."
INTERVIEW: Ion-rival or insider-agents with ties to Sierra Leone and Holland.
BANK MANAGER: New form of eco-warfare...all gossip/prestige/laugh.



EZZY: This was some line pre-flight to Brussels, Amlan pal.
AMLAN: You're my wife...don't ask questions pre-Thanksgiving (waffles).
EZZY: Belgian waffles for retirement?
AMLAN: I'm writing a novel concept (Belgian Halloween Solar).
EZZY: Good (Facebook-like).



MARCUS: Neither of us were native-Americans, pal.
AMLAN: I'll be missing Orange-State football.
MARCUS: Ezzy shall adjust into waffle-life for ya, babe.
AMLAN: I know that...can't wait to get my son Belgian toys for Xmas.



INTERPOL: Blood-diamonds extractions from Africa is only rumor.
MEDIA CONSULTANT: Super Bowl ads feature diamonds these days, chief.
INTERPOL: We'll find prints for vigilantism or the like (rivals, etc.) for eco-IQ.
MEDIA CONSULTANT: Think it links to stuff in the UK (bonds, etc.)?
INTERPOL: Everything's underground/invisible these days...except Lombardi.
MEDIA CONSULTANT: Facebook-like!



Amlan and Marcus were quite the highwaymen for eco-theater and their 'deed' for Halloween in the West (American Homeland) made for some nifty languages for storytellers, but at least Ezzy was happier with Brussels bracelets come Valentine's Day, when conflict-zone gem extraction/exploitations were not in her case of sully-treasure jam (for the Ego!).



Amlan would go onto writing his brilliant eco-novel concept (Belgian Halloween Solar), which would be Pulitzer-consideration; but it was that Halloween heist that defined his consciousness for all things modern, masquerade, materialism, and of course marks.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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