From Philly to Cincinnati: American Shampoo

From Philly to Cincinnati: American Shampoo

A Story by Abishai100
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A sports 'prince' (writer) of the West compares a city/town micro-rivalry superstitious '24 season bias a cool line for Earthling downs.

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A sports (American football) culture portrait for this NFL-Sunday. Happy Halloween, all 
DISCLAIMER: This work of sports fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body (e.g., US-city of Philadelphia) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views).

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Mr. Amlan Satan had a special line for competitive rivalry ideas concerning a cool contest between the aspiring Eagles of Philly and the ambitious Bengals of Cincinnati for his Selfie age/culture of incomplete-distances readings of the leviathan/uncertainty of sportsmanship superstitions 'linked' Earthling grid securities for 'confidence' education in games of war (Facebook-like). This was typical American image on any given Sunday (sure).



READER: You'd been blogging about this Cincinnati-Philly contest for '24, yeah.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: It's a great phone, reflective of mod-fan commentary IQ!
READER: Well, the Eagles/Bengals have much to focus to compete with others.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Surely, that's right-o; Detroit, Buffalo, Minnesota are tough!
READER: For a Philly-Cincinnati micro-rivalry fantasy to have wings, it's dream.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Not all idealist concepts for football yield phone-biases!
READER: We'll see if at least a close-scoreline chance yields a league ring.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Selfie-like!



Well, there'd been so much fantasy-imagery in cinema and magazine culture for sports cleats and life's vanities for Earthlings leading up to this '24 contest-window for a 'cool' Philly-Cincinnati game image for Mr. Amlan Satan, an affable sports commentary reader/writer who compared the hostel-readings of American Homeland football towns/teams to a hospital Braille for 21st-Century transit/tourism/TV insecurities created by the modern dark-anathema of manmade terror (e.g., 9/11). After all, the American Dream comprised special features of life-amenity (e.g., entertainment, community values) that nearly all citizens sought and commented on in social media (for the Ego!).



WAITRESS: Yo, you like Roswell alien invasion/superstition stuff, mister?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I like everything (American)!
WAITRESS: You a citizen, Catholic (etc.)?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Bostonian, Algerian-American, Catholic-citizen, sports-fan.
WAITRESS: What if aliens invade the field for Philly-Cincinnati terror?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're quite the expressive field activity chat humorist, girl!
WAITRESS: Just thinking you're pensive speaking into that voice recorder (ha).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You must be from the City of Brotherly Love (alien class).
WAITRESS: You're cool (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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Added on October 27, 2024
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