Orange Pirate Dream: Pippi's Thinking

Beloved/adventurous Pippi connects with an old-world pirates-descended heroist for an eco-deed of real jump.

Pippi Longstocking fanfiction, set in Florida (USA). 

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PIPPI: Are you a real pirate, Mr. Amlan Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Descended from Bluebeard (himself), my little lady!

PIPPI: We're going to steal the hotel suite diamonds belonging to the Baron.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You said it, lady; as we prep our Halloween room-theater.

PIPPI: That Baron drinks too much liquor, Mr. Amlan Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: He won't notice when I use acid to burn his suite-safe (ha).

PIPPI: We'll swap his blood-diamonds with glass-animal toys for eco-rumors, huh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: It's a Halloween patriot comedy for capitalists, for fiction!

PIPPI: Wow, Facebook-like (cool).

Well, our real-life pirate-seas descended adventurer, Mr. Amlan Satan, teamed with Pippi Longstocking and outwitted the evil Baron Ion inside his Miami (Orange-State) hotel palace with HCL and absinthe tricks for street eco-capitalism prestige gossip in time to thwart some very real Super Bowl TV-ads for diamonds consumerism for Valentine's Day (wow). This was Facebook-like (for the Ego).

PIPPI: I've never met a real-world pirate, Mr. Amlan Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You shall become my little-lady messenger for eco-heroics!

PIPPI: I shall convert our special secret deed for Earthlings for a time-capsule.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We'll take some of our earned fortunes for a football journey.

PIPPI: Can we go see an Eagles game in Europe, Mr. Amlan Satan?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for the MTV-generation).

Friends, Pippi Longstocking had connected with a real pirate-hero for eco-capitalism 'consciousness' and found the Orange-State adventurism image for an adapted faerie-tale of incomplete-distances readings of the uncertainties of mod-Earthling fortune securities for 'confidence' in treasure-islands magic for the Ego (for all!).

Years later, we find our pirate-protagonist friend of Pippi Longstocking, Mr. Amlan Satan, retired in Brussels (Belgium!) making faerie-tales online about the quality of capitalism defenses for the hero-brains of Earthling work. Was this a special memoir for Pippi...and would she think Satan (Amlan!) was a real Bluebeard-descended world civilization angel of all Selfie-age consumerism things?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)