American President Currency Theater

A Story by Abishai100

Portrait of angst and wrought politics escapism for vet cleats and Earthling 'bad-sport' adjective of a thermal inspiration.

Dead Presidents (Hughes Bros.) inspired story.

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Mr. Amlan Satan, jaded after returning from the post-9/11 Afghan War for the American Homeland, remembered his college-readings of the FLN revolution in Algeria, somewhat relevant for his Catholic-Algerian background as a free-thinking, if somewhat more pensive (now) of an inquirer of Sheol language, and suddenly sought some bank heist for angst-ventilation (Facebook-like!).

BANK MANAGER: He was costumed as a Michael Myers copycat on Halloween.

INTERVIEW: Used eco-theater prop water-gun filled with acid?

BANK MANAGER: Claimed the gems were perhaps smuggled African stones.

INTERVIEW: Bloody diamonds for smugglers query, eh?

BANK MANAGER: Maybe it was insurance theater?

INTERVIEW: At least the bloody-gems were in deeds insured (ha).

The deed was acquired; Amlan wanted to make some Interpol-languages (exchanges?) in the Windy City pre-flight with his darling high school sweetheart now (Ezzy) to Brussels and adapt the 'misadventure' into a capitalism currency notes President face-image prints culture novel concept (The Death of Capitalist War Bureaus).

INTERPOL: We need to cut-out any threat of streets-vigilante fervor now.

MEDIA CONSULTANT: There's widespread monitors from Europe/America?

INTERPOL: Conflict-zone gem motions spell disasters exploitations!

MEDIA CONSULTANT: It was Halloween after all, and it's post-9/11 jitters.

INTERPOL: Manmade terror is the worst shark-patrol of all, you know?

MEDIA CONSULTANT: Dead Presidents...Happy Halloween (whoa).

EZZY: Belgian waffles, eh?
AMLAN: Guess it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

EZZY: At least we have Euro-breakfast (ha).

AMLAN: All's fare in love-and-war, Ezzy.

EZZY: You just need a psychiatrist (home-life art therapy).

Amlan and Ezzy retired to Belgium and enjoyed the mod-Earthling amenity of cinema and Selfie-commentary culture (sure). Amlan decided to forget (all) about Africa/Afghanistan and thought (deeply-now) of what made capitalism arms for bread/fruit a special ninja-fantasy for therapeutic doubt-chandeliers (ha).