Thief: American Phone Bookworm

Portrait of wrought sports heroics for eco-capitalism terrorism paranoia and Earthling (Western/American) direction.

A heist-fantasy vignette. Happy Halloween all, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/reference with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., US-city of Boston) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/references).

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Do you know how I transformed myself from a junior-hockey league coach in Boston-town into an eco-capitalism blood-diamonds storages (rumored/insured) theater deed for hyperbole for masked Halloween Day comment for street-gossip and pronounced Earthling sportsmanship fantasy (for the Ego)?

READER: This Halloween seasons harvest-superstitions crayon-doodle is art?

ME: Well, my goblin with pumpkin-bombs is an (American) idea for insurance!

READER: Post-9/11 era terrorism-paranoia citations for treasure-islands culture?

ME: Maybe I'm some kind of street-vigilante for the art of capitalism-insurance!

READER: Is this some kind of diamonds storyboard we're supposed to think is IQ?

ME: Facebook-like!

I didn't think of myself as just a diamond-thief for Halloween Day street-gossip for (rumored/insured) conflict-zone gems exploitations storages for insurance superstitions in the American Homeland but a real vigilante for Earthling field goals (for fiction!).

BANK MANAGER: This guy was some theater man with gear/mask for assets.

INTERVIEW: He was in gear/mask for Halloween Day and requested a box?

BANK MANAGER: Escorted into the vault area with lone-guardsman for media.

INTERVIEW: Covered the security-camera with bubble-wrap, while Leo danced?

BANK MANAGER: Burned the Ion-box; insurance-theater prop acid-gun illusion.

INTERVIEW: A prop Halloween water-gun filled with restroom-made HCL.

BANK MANAGER: Maybe Ion had its own eco-theater gossip eco-agency (ok).

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like?

I flew to Brussels with my Western/American sportsmanship consumerism media culture trophy items, pro-football level spirits cheerleader cards to create special (Belgian) competition-capitalism faerie-tales about wrought heroics for Euro-exhibition of fortunes and securities for Earthling capitalism (ok). They labeled me as some kind of Robin Hood agent for Ion-company gossip, and I knew this would make for great Boston-town examination eye for Ion's exploitation of blood-diamonds extractions from African shores. Was I a vigilante...or Earth democrat? What do you think?

READER: You're nothing more than a thief, prince.

ME: Well, there's eco-capitalism corruption Belgian gossip in Boston-town.

READER: There's no proof you're the hero-man in review for New England.

ME: Hey, I just want a Selfie IRA-retirement story for my girlfriend and me.

READER: Facebook-like (terrorism-critics).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)