Order of Sidious: Darth Maul (Fanfiction)

Conversation between Maul/Sidious draws Republic-challenges darkness and premonitions of a grand universe meat.

Star Wars fanfiction. Happy Halloween all, 

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SIDIOUS: Me thinks this new Order of Sith IQ speaks volumes for Amidala's fall!

DARTH MAUL: Master, as your Sith apprentice, I concur we destroy classicists.

SIDIOUS: Seek out the loyalists, such as the 'twins' (Amidala's economy-allies).

DARTH MAUL: It shall be as convenient as 21st-Century Earth-realm Facebook.

SIDIOUS: Good (Selfie-like!).

SIDIOUS: What'd you learn of this Qatar World Cup in 21st-Century Earth-realm?
DARTH MAUL: Master, it was the inception of Islamic-hosting of world-sport.

SIDIOUS: The 'twins' (economy-allies of Queen Amidala) mark this clan-capital IQ.

DARTH MAUL: I shall make some twist for galaxy-capitalism conference record.

SIDIOUS: Good (Facebook-like).

SIDIOUS: Are both of these 'twins' Amidala's special palace-consorts, Maul?

DARTH MAUL: As your apprentice of hellmouth, Master, I shall make discovery.

SIDIOUS: The ultimate plan of a grand Death Star requires nihilism for alliances.

DARTH MAUL: We shall see if these twins are as resilient as they are identical.

SIDIOUS: Hmmm....Selfie-like (bad).

DARTH MAUL: Master, the twins seek some future-designs museum project.

SIDIOUS: Aha, with the financier-hand axes of Amidala herself, no?

DARTH MAUL: What did you learn of that sideways Sith order evolution of Revan?

SIDIOUS: Darth Revan was much like you, Maul...calculate this museum profit(s).

DARTH MAUL: For revenge...for the Order (Sith).

SIDIOUS: Your visage is quite the anarchy-face for this challenge for Republic.

DARTH MAUL: I've become adept at using the double-edge baton-saber, Master.

SIDIOUS: Did you learn anything of this prophecy-child of reckoning, Maul?

DARTH MAUL: Someone with the surname Skywalker, as I understand it, Master.

SIDIOUS: Keep abreast of alliances for now just with Amidala, for the Death Star.

DARTH MAUL: With expedient prejudice.

SIDIOUS: Amidala shall rally much force for democracy in the Senate.

DARTH MAUL: We need only detour loyalty away from the Chancellor?

SIDIOUS: I shall do the politician-thing; you prowl with insect-wrath, Maul.

DARTH MAUL: Maybe this Amidala-museum show draws in pluralism-voters.

SIDIOUS: Not unlike 21st-Century Earth realm indulgences in election-years.

DARTH MAUL: Finally we shall find sweet-revenge for Sith construction(s).

SIDIOUS: Good (Facebook-like).

DARTH MAUL: What shall the record-keepers make of this image of the Sith star?

SIDIOUS: First Order priority is simplified leviathan/uncertainty harness, Maul!

DARTH MAUL: Alliances falter with the threads of individualism, Master.

SIDIOUS: That's what our Order will be pronouncing in the Senate and war-fields.

DARTH MAUL: Good for riddler talk (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)