Field of Photochemistry

A Selfie-culture 'prince' is dared by a mystery e-communicator for a defense-line of Euro/American football chandeliers for humanity.

An alien/terrorism paranoia crossover tale. 

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I'd become a special Selfie-fanfare of football writing culture diplomat when I was contacted by a super-terrorist ('Endymion' his name-claimed) who claimed he was a spying/hiding Martian interested in some direction-challenge for field zones of outright sports-arena threats, if I failed to meet some Earthling media-consciousness line of adequacy for capitalism-race significance/personals (damn).

ENDYMION: Keep this agenda of mine a dark-secret and adapt into time-capsule.

ME: I'll do just that; something to 'catch' Earthling IQ/intrigue for examinations?

ENDYMION: Fair; so, I intend to drop a mind-warping bomb onto a football area.

ME: Some Euro-exhibition game feature for an American football organization?

ENDYMION: You said it, Earth-prince; I will do this pre-invasion schematics.

ME: Direction for pronouncements of terrorism for contact-challenge(s), alien?

ENDYMION: That's correct, Mr. Satan; I shall carry-out this dark-promise...

ME: Unless I...do what?

ENDYMION: Unless you provide proof this Euro-exhibition game is axes for sanity.

ME: Sanity (cinema-like?).

ENDYMION: Good luck (Facebook-like).

The spying/calculating 'Martian' (claimed) sent me a Western (American Homeland?) Xmas-consumerism (capitalism significances?) parody-stick doodle avatar for shopping/media/entertainment/arts ("Evil_Elf") for my challenge 'package' which I was to adapt into this time-capsule tell for the sanity of our Earthling media/hospitality consciousness (for all!).

GIRLFRIEND: How'd you achieve this hacker-miracle, love?

ME: Well, I wrote to the 'Martian-man' that the Euro-football show was promises.

GIRLFRIEND: Of/for what, exactly?

ME: Well, I said the Euro-stage for American football culture was bias-cartoons!

GIRLFRIEND: Cartoons (Facebook-like!).

ME: It was a miracle-answer for a dare of silvery weighted darkness, me thinks.

GIRLFRIEND: Good...sounds-dialysis for the leviathan/uncertainty of terrorism.

ME: Without hitch for mezzanines (thanx).

ENDYMION: The image is of your cinema-state The Last Boy Scout (Tony Scott).

ME: I guess I'm to think of the adventurism of proportions-personals!

ENDYMION: You'll impress your fellow humans with teams, prince of Earth.

ME: Thanx...I guess (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)