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Fanzine interview of an Earthling claiming to be from Venus with notes/language for social-media and globalism-rhetoric workprint.

Alien media inspired by K-PAX (Kevin Spacey). Thanks for reading! 

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INTERVIEW: You claim you're from Venus.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, I've become an Earthling prince in Boston-town.

INTERVIEW: Fan of Bruins stuff, alien man?

SATAN: I like the Islanders; Earthling matter is good for folklore/hyperbole.

INTERVIEW: That's why you requested this alien fanzine interview piece/ed.

SATAN: Selfie-like!

INTERVIEW: Fan of kaleidoscope art you say?

SATAN: It's a nice symbolism for Earth field mystery and trek-superstitions!

INTERVIEW: You say post-9/11 era Homeland invasion myth is folk-paranoia now.

SATAN: It is; the invasion of NYC on 9/11 makes for 'strangers' qualia (aliens!).

INTERVIEW: Why'd a Venusian respond to such paranoia in the folk-field(s), man?

SATAN: You needn't believe me; but kaleidoscope-visuals speak to sports-TV.

INTERVIEW: Super Bowl TV-ads for distraction/medicine for terrorism-worry?

SATAN: Facebook-like!

INTERVIEW: Met a nice flight-attendant Earthling-lady, you say?

SATAN: She's my Rapunzel, in this time of invasions/terrorism/capitalism IQ.

INTERVIEW: What's your Venusian stat for her knowledge of this time of fear?

SATAN: I'm taking her to Venus with me...for leviathan/uncertainty (ha).

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like (sure).

INTERVIEW: What's this stuff about chemical warfare paranoia, Mr. Satan?
SATAN: It's fine to discredit me; this alien/abductions lore stuff is simple fun!

INTERVIEW: You claim chemical guns make for Earthling destroyer-worry, ok.

SATAN: Hey, I feel a good social media world-culture IQ is simplified language.

INTERVIEW: Use Facebook to disseminate conveniences in field goals?

SATAN: If Super Bowl ads promote goods, the Net can hype bias-control, surely!

INTERVIEW: Something to take back to Venus...Earth-notes of 'alien' jam.

SATAN: Selfie-like (fair).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)