The Purge (Echelon): American Qualification

Newlywed-darling sports-writers/teachers must evade the Purge-night of sanctioned crime for patriot-line of a simple charm.

Fanfiction of the dystopia-paranoia franchise The Purge for Manic Monday, 

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AMLAN: Our new Homeland-Jerseys suburbia (Echelon) home's good studio-IQ.

DANICA: Hubby, I concur we'll be marked secure from any Purge advocate.

AMLAN: What do you know of this Purge secret, wife?

DANICA: Rationalized sanctioned Earth/American Halloween month of anarchy.

AMLAN: One single-light of annual catharsis for Hell to dilute crime-instincts?

DANICA: It's the theory of psychology now endorsed by a national ring (voters!).

AMLAN: Well, I concur we'll be secure from any Purge advocate (October).

DANICA: Yes, Facebook-like.

Amlan and Danica were dead-wrong. Their cute Earth-Echelon suburbia haven for sports-studio writings for cyber-homeschooling was not secure from Purge runners who sought to inquire of their special educational celebrity-image for social media culture for American football imagery. This was because Amlan was trumpeting a special new-gen QB trophy item, a football card of Lombardi-premonition 'value' for students and capitalism symbolism significance, which is what a Purge runner wanted to examine on Purge-night. Their residence-haven was somehow now Facebook-dislike (or something!).

PURGE-RUNNER: Knock, knock.

AMLAN: What do you want?

PURGE-RUNNER: I want your football card you've been writing about online.

AMLAN: If I refuse, Purge-man?

PURGE-RUNNER: Then I'll huff/puff/destroy, American man.

AMLAN: What's so special about my football-QB card for storytelling/class?

PURGE-RUNNER: You've no acumen for holding of such treasure-line, American!

AMLAN: I've the proof this haven is citizenry-patriot symbol for pardon, stranger.

PURGE: What, Facebook-like (Happy Halloween)?

AMLAN: Danica and I live here happily and quietly as cyber-teachers, stranger.

PURGE-RUNNER: Do you not doubt I'm here on behalf of the Purge?

AMLAN: I insist I've got American sports-culture 'IQ' for Purge-pardon, stranger.

PURGE-RUNNER: Well, your card has signs of past-greats in the field of sport.

AMLAN: Surely yes, stranger; I know of stats of celebrity-greats in football!

PURGE-RUNNER: Proceed, American-man.

AMLAN: Bernie Kosar, Jim Everett, Vinny Testaverde, Steve Young (I know all).

PURGE-RUNNER: Why this special new-gen QB trophy for storytelling, fool?

AMLAN: Let's say I'm a marked angel for contest-windows fitness democrats, ok?

PURGE-RUNNER: I guess you're holding-faith for simple qualia cleats.

AMLAN: Good enough...farewell (may the Purge be with you).

PURGE-RUNNER: Lucky fool...farewell (and good night).

DANICA: What did he want?
AMLAN: Hell for any given Sunday (Facebook-like?).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)