A Card for Jeeps {Downs}

Portrait of Earthling (American) dreams and inquisitive (Martian) eye-jerk.

A sports/lifestyle culture vignette, inspired (very-loosely) by Mr. Destiny (Michael Caine). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had found the right American Dream lay; he'd graduated with Ivy-honor for cognitive science IQ, found a gorgeous mail-order-bride (Vietnam), and cheered his Thanksgiving-TV culture trophy item for 21st-Century sportsmanship image/consciousness, all Selfie-like.

SUE: Great spread; we've got it.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: My football QB-card (Detroit-city) of Bowl-premonition's IQ!

SUE: I'll make us Vietnamese chicken-curry for Thanksgiving, hon.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Selfie-like.

That's why Amlan/Sue were (now!) being spied on by a calculating Martian with eyes of envy (damn). This alien-man, Endymion, resolved to exact an IQ-examination for Amlan's precocious intuition of that special Thanksgiving-TV culture trophy item, the football-QB card of Detroit-city and Super Bowl premonitions value/hospitality (wow).

ENDYMION: Great environment for the American Dream, Earthling.

AMLAN: Thanx, Mr. Martian (I guess!).

ENDYMION: What's your acumen for Detroit-TV city Thanksgiving hand axes?

AMLAN: Thanksgiving-football's a sure line for cinema-expression world-wide.

ENDYMION: Well, that Stafford farms card is all Earthling ingeniousness.

ME: I've an autographed-card!

ENDYMION: Sue must be pleased, Earth-man.

ME: We're happy and fortunate...the American Dream.

ENDYMION: Good look for sports bowls, but you've acumen for stats?

ME: Sure...Stafford went to California and earned a Lombardi; good education.

ENDYMION: So...you've earned your (American) theme.

ME: Thanx (farewell).

SUE: What did he want?
AMLAN: Tree of Knowledge margins justification(s), wife.

SUE: We're happy...how's your ravioli, dear?

AMLAN: As good as Thanksgiving turkey (Selfie-like).

SUE: Education for Earthling jam (ha).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)