Martian Football Chalk

A spying man on Mars (alien in visage) confers in secret with an Earth (New England) sports (American football) card-collector for charm-IQ.

A sports 'consciousness' (American football) 'ethos' vignette drawn loosely from the sportsmanship/media windows ornament-charged Any Given Sunday (Oliver Stone). 

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ENDYMION: Do you know why I contact you, Mr. Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN (Bostonian): I'm a football card-collector, Martian?

ENDYMION: I've been living on Mars (underground) for centuries, Earth-prince.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Bostonian): Does it seem I've some extra-IQ for football?

ENDYMION: You've a special Jim Harbaugh item, a QB/coach dual figure.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Bostonian): Windy-City lore; right-o; Jim was QB, then coach!

ENDYMION: Harbaugh was a respected QB-athlete before college/coach laurels.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Bostonian): You seek some dual-line IQ for changeling class.

ENDYMION: You used to play Bears-simulations on Tecmo/Madden (video-games).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You've been spying on me from Mars, man?

ENDYMION: You've got some acumen interest for field flexibilities, Earth-prince?
AMLAN SATAN: Let's say I appreciate media-image of net-IQ for adaptation (ok).

ENDYMION: Why Windy-City lore, man?
AMLAN: Well, I like Chicago, Bears team ethos stuff, coach-grit, QB-magic!

ENDYMION: You liked Bears offense-diagrams (defense too) on Tecmo/Madden?

AMLAN: Right-o, Mars-man; Harbaugh's got Earthling stuff for card-audience.

ENDYMION: Is this card valuable to you, Amlan Satan?
AMLAN: Me thinks the fact that Jim was respected as QB and coach is fortune!

ENDYMION: Worth a Martian envy eye for your Bostonian taste(s), Amlan?

AMLAN: Me thinks the language of QB-coach dualism is Earth's English.

ENDYMION: Selfie-like (good).

Well, Endymion was pleased with Mr. Amlan Satan's IQ for his special QB-coach dual-image American Homeland sports (football!) card magic. After all, Jim Harbaugh was a respected working QB in a Windy-City field time post-Bowl glories of the '80s before becoming a nationally spotlighted college-athletics fitness (football!) coach. Endymion knew that Super Bowl and College Bowls revenue/TV culture had become a lounge-fireworks for all things Earthling/Western/American. Amlan wondered if his acumen for the do-right stuff adjectives of football fanfare warded off any invasion-chandelier 'theorized' by the spying Martian (Endymion) who later claimed he possessed mind-powers to seize control of the American government (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)