Spider/Rhino: City of Lexicon

Can heroic Spider-Man tackle the mechanized/suited/weaponized Rhino (in this Marvel fanfiction)?

Marvel Comics adaptation/fanfiction for this late Tuesday/Wednesday midnight hours. Thanks for reading! 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: "Bored in my Selfie age; wondering what life would be had I made that basketball unit; steroids too tempting; angry at Earthlings; created this 'Rhino' body-suit for bank robbery and terrorism; the world shall bow to Rhino, especially Spider-Man (whoever he is)>"

Amlan made himself quite the body-armor of leviathan. It was a mechanically operative and fully weaponized rhinoceros-shaped super human weapon outfit for anarchy, which is what his view was for Hell (damn). With the 'Rhino' unleased into the American Homeland city, all looked to Peter Parker, our heroic Spider-Man who soared on webs and shot webs to wind up just about anyone...even a self-assembled demon 'toy-man' of Earth (Rhino).

BUGLE: Who's Rhino and where's Spider-Man now for Earth-city distances (ok)?

Of course, our beloved Bugle reporter (Peter Parker) was ready to tackle this fierce body-mechanized frustrated 'citizen' (Rhino) in the American city, in the post-9/11 era of Selfie-IQ for everyday life confidence (for art!).

GWEN: As a waitress of New England, I didn't know Rhino was going to appear.

INTERVIEW: This was something like 9/11, before Spidey appeared, yeah?

GWEN: Spider-Man is such a hero...sure.

INTERVIEW: Rhino grabbed you in your arms after walking into your bistro?

GWEN: It was Halloween, so we thought we were seeing 'leviathan' theater.

INTERVIEW: Selfie-age of super terrorists (bad fiction).

GWEN: Thanx.

PETER: Glad you're fine, Gwen.

GWEN: I was just being a waitress...Spidey was the knight, no?

PETER: So, let me get you coffee, Gwen (ok?).

GWEN: Selfie-like.

RHINO: What's the word, doc?
PSYCHIATRIST: You're here at Oscorp for serious helmet examination, Mr. Satan.

RHINO: I explained already...call me Rhino, doc (I want your art estimate).

PSYCHIATRIST: You're not free from chemistry with crayon-doodle, Rhino (ok?).
RHINO: Facebook-like (damn).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)