Jenna: Racine

Man insists his self-delusion white auto machinery-car of hellmouth is a Stephen King story inspired demon-car for chandelier-phrased thinking.

Christine (Stephen King adaptation) inspired obsession tale for this Sunday's Eve, 

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I was stricken by the Coronavirus and decided to become a Halloween seasons specter for bank robbery, masked and costumed in my Western (American Homeland) suburbia area of fortune-readings in a small town called Echelon, swapping bank-box storages of diamonds with eco-message glass-animal toys for special Selfie-age superstitions of traffic/citizenry superstitions (for leviathan/uncertainty).

I needed some special auto focus, for weaponry or machinery intelligence and decided to create a special storyboard for my mini-crusade of Earthling treasure-islands insurance imagery with a car which I named Christine, modeled after the Stephen King text obsession-themed fantasy about an American class criminal-psycho road-villain who made his haunted-car a standard Golem for bloody-murder chandeliers (Facebook-like!).

READER: So, what did you name your roadways demon/auto, pal?
ME: I named the car of darkness Dartmouth.

READER: What's the significance for all this Western/Earthling hypnosis?

ME: I've already chased and killed 4 cop-car drivers for American myth!

READER: We should believe in this gibberish for post-9/11 era paranoia?

ME: The American Homeland is invasion/paranoia-rich, and Dartmouth is cute.

READER: Good for bread (Facebook-like!).

There I was, in my haunted self-possessed delusional white auto for focus (Dartmouth). I had made my bloody-kill count up to 20 with policemen of drunken corruption in the West (American Homeland), and my self-aggrandized machinery-roadways hell-vehicle was my weapon-of-doubt (hmmm). I wonder what mother would make of such indulgence in the art of darkness (Selfie-like).

GIRLFRIEND (Jenna): So you speed Dartmouth to a tombstone softball town?

ME: A small American nook called Racine, darling (sure!).

GIRLFRIEND: Well, your road-cop race/kill count is up to 30, yeah?

ME: If Racine wins the softball championship, I'll make Dartmouth charge.

GIRLFRIEND: You're anti-vigilantism (sure).

ME: Thanx, darling (Facebook-change).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)